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Bowling Quotes

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Quote Left I hate middle age. Too young for the bowling green, too old for Ecstasy. Quote Right
Quote Left I haven't had sex in eight months. To be honest, I now prefer to go bowling. Quote Right
Quote Left I think a new, different kind of bowling should be 'carpet bowling.' It's just like regular bowling, only the lanes are carpet instead of wood. I don't know why we should do this, but my God, we've got to try something Quote Right
Quote Left Roseanne Barr is a bowling ball looking for an alley. Quote Right
Quote Left Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain. Quote Right
Quote Left Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain. Quote Right