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Quote Left Being plied with fine food always puts me in mind of the slammer, cause the food was jumpin' in there too--high in fat but nice and salty. You know what the worst deprivation in there was My music. Radio belonged to my cell mate, the Blonde Hammer. He was into that jazz-fusion thing at the time. I tell you what, enough Spyro Gyra and you're hoping you'll get killed in a knife fight. Quote Right
Quote Left It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained-glass window. Quote Right
Quote Left She was what we used to call a suicide blonde - dyed by her own hand. Quote Right
Quote Left Exercise produces endorphins; endorphins make you happy. Happy people don't shoot their husbands. They just don't! Quote Right
Quote Left When confronted with two evils; Choose the Blonde Quote Right
Quote Left When it comes to spotting a blonde hair on a man's coat, every wife has 20-20 vision. Quote Right

Member Quotes About Blonde

Quote Left 'Hurry Honey' Blonde Girls..."Who keep their feet firmly on the ground have trouble putting on their pants" Quote Right

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