Don’t ever hug a lobster, if you meet one on the street! If you hug a lobster to your breast, you’re apt to lose a teat! If you hug a lobster lower down, it’ll snip away your privates! If you hug a lobster higher up, it’ll leave your cheeks with wide vents! So don’t ever hug a lobster, if you meet one on the street, But run away and hope your frenzied feet are very fleet! ('Don’t ever hug a lobster!' by Michael R. Burch, keywords: animal, nature, scary)