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It's awkward when girls ask if they look fat, the trick is to tell them they do but their eyes work fine, that way they don't ask you as much and it's a compliment. Did you think you looked fat straight away...... my god your eye sights good......... it took me a few minutes to circumnavigate your figure. :D

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