Coffee Creamer
I awoke in a fright
From my sleep last night
It must have been a bad dream
Could we possibly be out of coffee cream
Oh no, say it ain't so
But it appears as though
My wife went to Walmart
and had a big brain fart
Please rectify this my dear
I want coffee creamer, not beer
My coffee is bad
without adding a tad
Please bring creamer for the refrigerator
and I will see you a bit later
Drive safely my dear
and don't hit a deer in the rear.
Copyright © Bob Beaman | Year Posted 2017
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