A Job Interview
Went for a job interview
And was grounded by many stupid questions, not just few.
They started with, Describe yourself in three words.
Just read the documents and find the answer yourself.
Where do you see yourself in five years?
I am a computer engineer, not an astrologer.
What are your salary expectations?
I applied after reading the salary you advertised, if want to give more
I have no regrets.
Are you married,divorced,separated or single?
I am here for a job, not for any modelling contest
so I need to be single.
What do your co-workers say about you?
They say I am the best, believe me or not its true.
Why are you leaving your current job?
I just love giving the job interviews and that's all.
Copyright © Sonia Dutta | Year Posted 2015
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