For Sale
FOR SALE
Beautiful paint stallion
Lookin to sell
What I really gave for him
I'll never tell
Ain't been broke
But will make a heck of a ride
Though it didn't go well
The one time I tried
Calm and sweet
Quiet and sensible
Except when you pen him up
He's not really fence - able
Would make a GREAT jump horse
He's got a heck of a stride
Damn near cleared the fence
And it's almost three feet high
SUPER barrel prospect
This sucker can turn and fly
Especially to the feed room
That's one barrel he'll never go by
He would make a FANTASTIC trail horse
He just loves livin outside
Though the one time he saw a deer
I thought he might lose his mind
He's covered all my mares
Have several of his babies
Maybe it's the inbreeding
But most look like they've got scabies
Come on down and have a look
You can pet him with a stick
Best to keep your distance
He's been known to bite and kick
Don't miss this chance
To own the most gorgeous horse around
Although after his fight with the mountain lion
I can't really guarantee him sound
On sale just for today
Really needin to make a buck
If you ain't got no cash
I'd settle for a brand new truck
Copyright © Kayt Ladue | Year Posted 2015
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