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Lord, don't let me die on the toilet

Lord, don't let me die on the toilet,
I would much rather die on a bus.

As the thought of me sat with my pants down, 
drives me mad just to think of the fuss.

But the thought of me off while I'm sleeping, 
seems a much more acceptable plan.

Though I'll have to start wearing pajamas 
and be a much more presentable man.

Amen


Copyright © Dennis East | Year Posted 2015

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  1. Date: 2/5/2017 1:39:00 PM

    Mum worked in a hospital and it does happen - the final push is too much I guess lol:-)Just make sure your underpants are clean:-) hugs Jan xx
  1. Date: 10/20/2016 6:09:00 AM

    HA HA HA. That is a point to be pondered at. Well done.
  1. Date: 6/24/2016 1:32:00 AM

    Ha ha great poem x wendy
  1. Date: 1/18/2016 5:05:00 PM

    ha! hilarious!
  1. Date: 12/22/2015 12:54:00 PM

    I'm in a jolly mood and love this humor of yours. Congrats, daver
  1. Date: 12/22/2015 6:38:00 AM

    Hi Dennis: Very Funny; I really enjoyed reading that. But don'r worry ; all I read about is celebrities dying on the toilet.
  1. Date: 11/6/2015 1:41:00 PM

    Funny write, Dennis! Very cute! Love, Kim

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