Wet
A lady was heavily pregnant
And went out to find her dad
It was going to be her first child
So her mom and dad were glad
But she only walked to the corner
When all her waters broke
But luckily for her
Across the road there stood this bloke
I am sorry sir to bother you
But could I use your phone
Only I am having a baby
And I am all alone
I would like to call my mother
If that's ok with you
I really need her help
She will know what I must do
She told her mom my waters broke
Her mom said don't get upset
And told her not to worry
That she would get a little wet
Her mom asked where she was ringing from
Or don't you really know
Of course I do her daughter said
I'm ringing down my legs all down to my toe
Copyright © Colin Cook | Year Posted 2014
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