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Read Poems by Jessica May Wooler

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Men And Their Hearts

I, writer

All a fluster
Men, for my sake

Nail your hearts with a stake.
Or if that leads you discontented
Take you praises you invented

And shove them where no sunshine rises
Never to return their bitter demises;

Oh I’ll explain, my XY ‘‘friends’’
Because I’m at the very last of my wits ends
Just with being pretty, having a good personality
Excluding out how I feel personally.
Charmer? Not interested. Toy boy? Get lost!
To the death with men’s attraction, my opinion held aloft!

I, a picky girl

Don’t compromise for the world
Even if my ideas are ridiculous
Makes no sense not to be resistless
And I think you’ll find I’m materialistic
Nothing less than ritualistic
Don’t you dare tell me that I’m flirting

Really? With you? You’re looking for a hurting!
Ever spurn the cursed Valentine’s Day
Quit missing you aim at me cupid, okay?!
Unsure who’s my type? 
I wouldn’t tell you over msn or Skype!
Talk to the hand brother
And stop giving me bother
Like I’d go out with you, when I could have better.

Love must be relayed, from me and from him
One way doesn’t work; simple logic, Mr. Dim.
Vibrators and dominant hands aren’t the same as me
End of story. (Read the first letters for a simple explanation. See?)

Copyright © Jessica May Wooler | Year Posted 2012


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  1. Date: 11/29/2012 11:03:00 AM

    just wanted to coment on your cool poem again you have soup mail davidscott
  1. Date: 11/28/2012 7:52:00 AM

    strong peace did not get the last bit ive been hurt myself quit alot to i sense this in your poem theres nothing wrong with charm its smarm you have to look out for toy boy how oled are you ifg you dont mind me asking love your poem welcome to the soup xx davidscott
  1. Date: 9/19/2012 10:29:00 AM

    A belated welcome to PoetrySoup I offer to you this morning Jessica. I wish for you the best in your writing endeavors whatever they may be. Hoping you find even more inspiration by reading some of the poetry written here by other poets. May the sun shine on you that you might find great joy in your life. Thank you for sharing your writing with us. Love, Carol 09/19/2012
  1. Date: 9/19/2012 6:12:00 AM

    I really like this. It should be a song! Very funny; very grumpy and very clever. Good work.
  1. Date: 9/14/2012 7:15:00 AM

    nicely put my friend!!
  1. Date: 9/14/2012 4:04:00 AM

    Welcome to the site May, hope you enjoy your time here and like your poem xx
  1. Date: 9/13/2012 7:37:00 AM

    O_o WOW! lol nice