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Read Poems by James Mahauariki

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slam 3 h8r

the big slamac was hillarious
especially coming from a slob
make fun of working for maccas
bro at least ive got a job
the ice cream truck touche my friend
but at least i could keep up
unlike your little jellybean
brother buy some viagra
i find it hard to take advice
from a brother with no class
or from a man thats forced to take
two trips to haul ass
who was so fat his photo
kept falling off the wall
who went to jenny craigs
saw their lunches and ate them all
so before you try to fool yourself
the scales know your real weight
so eat your word big brother
like they're a peice of chocolate cake

Copyright © James Mahauariki | Year Posted 2012


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  1. Date: 2/28/2016 9:16:00 AM

    JAMES, Enjoyed the way you expressed every line. Please keep writing, hope to see a new one from you again. LOVE LINDA
  1. Date: 1/7/2016 6:07:00 PM

    JAMES, enjoyed reading your poem. Love **SKAT**
  1. Date: 2/16/2012 6:04:00 AM

    I am stopping back today to see if you have continued to write and post new poetry James. I hope that you will continue with your writing. You have taken the first step~ ~to write and share. When you feel the need for inspiration read some of the other poetry here at PoetrySoup. It will help you. Love, Carol
  1. Date: 2/8/2012 7:57:00 AM

    Brotherly love is nice!
  1. Date: 2/4/2012 1:15:00 AM

    I smell some brotherly love here LOL! Nice one :-)
  1. Date: 2/3/2012 8:29:00 PM

    dahahahahaha, take dat big brother lol
  1. Date: 2/3/2012 8:21:00 PM

    Awe you didn't...