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Read Poems by Phong Phuc Kama-Nyugen

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I want a big-small girl!

I want a big-small girl!
I want to reach out and touch someone,
but don't want just skin and bones.
I would like a fine, firm rump roast to call my own.

Not too jiggly or porous,
but big enough
for me to grab huge handfuls
with my little hands.

I want a big rump roast
to heat up with my burning desire.
Some nice chunky cheeks
to light my fire.

A large, strong woman
who will knead my body like dough.
Slap me around,
before sitting on me,
squishing me flat
like a big rolling pin.

After making love,
I want to feel bruised and bent,
crushed beneath a weight
that is heaven-sent.

I don't want just skin and bones,
I want a big rump roast to grab hold of,
want a big rump to hump 
and call my very own.

Copyright © Phong Phuc Kama-Nyugen | Year Posted 2010


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  1. Date: 2/25/2016 11:43:00 PM

    Haha, I remeber U. WINDA
  1. Date: 1/4/2016 12:20:00 PM

    P P K-N, enjoyed reading your poem. Hugs **SKAT**
  1. Date: 11/19/2010 4:04:00 PM

    haha I'm the 100th view over here-- anyhow-- sending you soupmail...
  1. Date: 11/14/2010 9:56:00 AM

    I chuckled!
  1. Date: 11/7/2010 1:22:00 AM

    i enjoyed it this afternoon.very nice.
  1. Date: 11/6/2010 11:19:00 AM

    This is super funny :))) Thanks for a really good laugh:) Emilia
  1. Date: 11/6/2010 12:47:00 AM

    Oh my goodness, this is what you come up with after Chris "mentored" you?!? Haha Phong, you sure are a riot! you got me laughing with this rumpy, I mean roasty poem of yours-- good luck in finding the rump of your dreams! & thanks for adding me as a fave but hmm can I say maybe you are better off sticking to haiku? & I'll stick to free verse? Kidding! don't want to discourage you or anything, keep 'em coming & I'll just send you soupmail after this--
  1. Date: 11/5/2010 6:56:00 PM

    Very cheeky yourself Phong!But at least it gives the big girls a chance.I like your thinking,makes a change from the usual tastes.I'm always up for a laugh and this certainly gave me one.Good luck in your hunting.And happy fun when you find her. Luv June(S)
  1. Date: 11/5/2010 6:37:00 PM

    I had to drop by again and re-read this. Your poem reminds me of "Fat-Bottomed Girls" by Queen. This poem has made me laugh louder than any poem I have recently read!~Chris
  1. Date: 11/5/2010 5:20:00 PM

    So funny!!! I will be laughing all weekend on this one!!
  1. Date: 11/5/2010 4:38:00 PM

    Hahahaha! What!? Phong, you went from writing excellent haiku, to writing about rump roasts! Wow! This was so hilarious for me to read....so crazy, I didn't think you had this in you! LMAO~Chris
  1. Date: 11/5/2010 4:30:00 PM

    Private bed room passions , Phong