Funny Text Rap
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So Im just sitting in this rehab class
trying to get myself unhooked on ass
so then my teacher asked me a question
like boy are you over there sexting
ha ha OMG LOL KIT Smiley faces X and Os LMFAO
my girl went through my cell phone
i said my girl went through my cell phone
So Im getting treated for my sex addiction
in my private clinic and I need you to be sensitive about my condition
cos Im in it to win it and I really dont want to further disappoint my fans
and my teachers a cougar so I wish shed lend a helping hand
damn, calm down, BBC TXT MSG
after class come with me and can I get a little bit of TLC
she replied what the f-ck
FYI youre gonna flunk
SMH its such a shame
you aint learned a damn thing
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So Im sitting in the crib just chillin and Im minding my business
got a text with a tongue out from a number I didnt recognize
I replied who is this
quick back got a hit back
said this is Stacy and Ive been missing you
had to change my number so I went and got a new phone and new tattoo
a what, a new tattoo wow,
oh yeah, hurry click
can you send a nasty pic
so I can see right where it is
and I promise I wont show my friends (yeah right)
she replied, well ok BTW by the way
SMH its such a shame that you aint learned a damn thing
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Copyright © Rosemarie Peterson | Year Posted 2010
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