Happy New Year
H-is for the bad haircut my
brother gave to me.
A-is for the grade i got, after
changing it from a "C".
P-is for the awful sticky
pudding, mom made oneday,
P-is for that same pudding, i
gave to grandpa, told hold up
his toupee.
Y-is for ALL the yo-yo's i broke,
doing so many tricks,
N-is shaving our dog Snoopy,
and leaving him with nicks.
E-is for the Easter bunny
costume, i made using mom's
fur coat,
W-is for the Way she yelled at
me, reaching this HIGH musical
note!
Y-is for the yellow food
coloring, i put inside my nose,
E-is for the easy money Doug
made, for the SECRET of HOW
SNOT GLOWS.
A-is for playing with Aunt Bee's
dentures, that I accidently
dropped and broke,
R-is for REPLACING the two
front teeth, with TIC-TACS,
that almost made her
choke!
Copyright © Shelena Carruth | Year Posted 2009
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