If I Was God
If I was God,
I would have put the forbidden fruit a bit higher
So Eve wouldn't reach it
I wouldn't just make it forbidden, i would hire Joe Biden
With his whole army to guard it
I would have given Trevor Noah to Adam the moment he told me that he was bored.
I would have made Facebook
So Eve would deny the serpent's friend request earlier
And they would have never gone out on a date
If i was God
I don't think i would have made Instagram
Eve would just use it to market her righteously naked body
To Lucifer like her daughters today
Men preying on the little girls they supposed to be praying for
If i was God, street kids would ride on horses like Kings
Testifying they have a better father in heaven who cares
If i was God
Nike and Gucci would be churches
So many followers, my son had twelve only
If i was God, sex would be
Something promised on the last pages of the Bible
Money wouldn't be the root of all evil
Money would be gospel verses
You trade on the street, you give your kids
And you keep in your wallet, safe and secure
If i was God,
Prayer would be something done with eyes opened
So that you see that what you're praying for has already been given
If i was God, mosquitos would be messengers of good
Helping man sing praises to me every night
If i was God, i would grant scholarships to get to heave
If i was God, i wouldn't make me a God
Because selfishness runs in my DNA
How they took my father out on custody
If i was God, i would turn the judge's daughter into a serial killer
The teacher's son into an academic failure
The pastor's son into an atheist
Because the children of a loving God
Turned out to be Savage, hating monsters
Wipe out every prophet who chases after profits
Every doctor who serves his bank account before saving lives
Every man who thinks women are trees where you can just bite fruit from and leave them
If i was God, orphans would get scholarships to go to heaven
Who knows what hell those poor creatures have been put through here on earth
They don't deserve anymore suffering
If i was God the barren woman with no child
Would walk around wearing a crown that says
"My God is still faithful" no make believe
The Bible would be a man with a voice, or a woman too
We need something more than a book to make us believe
If i was God, people would fall in love in churches, not clubs
Just if i was God...
Copyright © Shaun Chiworeso | Year Posted 2023
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