Get Your Premium Membership

Read Poems by Ernest Trussell

Ernest Trussell Avatar  Send Soup Mail  Block poet from commenting on your poetry

Below are poems written by poet Ernest Trussell. Click the Next or Previous links below the poem to navigate between poems. Remember, Poetrysoup is an environment of encouragement and growth. Thank you.

List of ALL Ernest Trussell poems

Best Ernest Trussell Poems

+ Follow Poet

The poem(s) are below...



NextLast

Ernie's Doggie Delimma

ERNIE’S   DOGGIE DELIMMA 
,  

THIS IS THE STORY OF ERNIE,
A WIENER DOG BREEDER HE WOULD BE,
SO HE BOUGHT HIS FIRST  DOG FOR A HUNDRED BUCKS,
AND GAVE HIM THE NAME DOOGIE.

HE SAID TO HIS WIFE I HAVE AN IDEA,
TO MAKE MONEY BEYOND COMPARE,
SO ERNIE BOUGHT DOOGIE A FEMALE,
SO DOOGIE HIS LOVE HE COULD SHARE.

SO SNUGGLES THE FEMALE GOT PREGNANT,
AND I HAD DOLLAR SIGNS IN MY EYES, 
BUT THEY WERE SO CUTE WHEN THEY WERE BORN,
MY WIFE COULDN’T SELL THEM TO MY SURPRISE.

AT FIRST I OWNED TWO NOW I OWN FOUR,
THEN DOOGIE DID IT ONCE MORE,
SO NOW I OWN FIVE,
AND YES I AM WIENEE DOG POOR.

NO MORE, NO MORE THE DECISION WAS MADE,
I HAD THEM ALL NUTERED,
I HAD THEM ALL SPAYED,
WITH MY POCKETS ALL EMPTY,
I CAN’T PAY MY DEBTS,
CAUSE ALL OF MY MONEY BELONGS TO THE VETS.

Copyright © Ernest Trussell | Year Posted 2010

NextLast

Post Comments

Please Login to post a comment




A comment has not been posted for this poem. Be the first to comment.



Back


Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry