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Beastly Betty

Beastly Betty badly breaks her brother’s
Buttocks with a bat upon his butt.
Broken, beaten brother barely bothers
Bellowing at bawdy Betty. But

Because bad blood between both babe and bro
Builds baleful bias brought by Betty's bane,
Beleaguered Bob bestows a bitter blow.
By blasting boiling bile on Betty's brain.
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Copyright © James Tweedie | Year Posted 2020

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Date: 12/19/2020 2:52:00 PM

There! The word "bitter" appears to be genteel enough to pass muster! All is right in the world once again.
Date: 12/19/2020 2:07:00 PM

Ooohhh that beastly Betty ;)

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