Online Dating Failure Number 1
Tim is tall. Handsome.
Works in an office.
Like all of the others
he looks kind of polished.
They say small talk is dead.
So I ask for a date.
The chat's a bit stale so
I just tell him straight:
"I'm not really that pretty,
I'm not particularly smart
But I can love you with all of
my sad, sad heart."
I can see the fear and flight
in the face of sweet Tim
Online dating's like a fairytale...
it's bloody grim.
Evie H
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