Contests-We don't need no stinking contests
Contests! We don’t need no stinking contests!
We don’t need no stinking contests
Motivation’s deep inside.
Endless virtual golden trophies;
Only serve to puff up pride.
N/A equals Not Attractive,
PM stands for Pretty Mean
Why spend hours with pen being active
If we’ve no poetic gene?
We don’t need no competition.
Join the cynics’ bold crusade.
Add your name to my petition;
Join the ‘Bitter Bards’ Brigade’.
Just a minute! Email’s popped up-
Second placement! What a star!
Disregard my fulminations
This contender’s going far!
Contests! Who needs stinking contests! competition
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