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Best Poems Written by Winston Ritson

Below are the all-time best Winston Ritson poems as chosen by PoetrySoup members

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Horny Dude

Maverick
- man
Legs
- long
Skirts
- sexy
Knickers
- knot
Manners
- misplaced
Breast
- Blossom
Breathe
- bare
Nipple
- Nudge
Heart
- huge
Loins
- looney 
Fingers
- Fraught
Penile
- Pulse
Testicle
- Trouble
Horny
- Hornet
Penis
- Propeller

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Silent Spring

Silent Spring
Their buzzing gone
Wrist flick done
Peace at last

Silent Spring
Glinting lights dark
Children's laughter stark
Quiet at last

Silent Spring
Bugged windscreen
Butterfly spleen
Clean at last

Silent spring
Digital melodies
Comforting remedies
Dead at last

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Wiggly Worm

Wiggzy Wormzy
Burrowing
Saying neighbourly hies
As he writhed
From top to bottom
Of the veggie garden

Wiggzy Wormzy
Waving
Sharing friendly hi-fives
As he cantilevered
From leaf to roof
Of the veggie garden

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Bank Balance

My bank balance
Stood as a false idol 

Insurmountable as bubblegums
The smack of my lips

A Hallelujah
Heralding a full tummy

My fingers lost in wrappers
Spun a yarn
A garment made

To keep my nakedness
Naked

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Cupcakes

Piggery
Diggery
Hungry,
I stuffed
I chewed,
I swallowed 
Lunchtime sweets
Floury treats 
Icing sweetmeats,
Burp
Sturp
Stop
The
Cup
Cakes

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Little Earth

Little coral
Rewarmed and die
I need my uber,
Little turtle
Defreed and die
I need my straw,
Little leopard
Declothed and die
I need my rug,
Little elephant
Retoothed and die
I need my bangle,
Little rhino
Mefaced and die
I need my erection.

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Aj Boxing

Challenged
        And under-defeated
He braced,
        Turnbuckle against his spine

Nervous
       And over-perturbed
He bounced,
       Mat against his heel

Champion
        And agin-heavyweight
He sparred,
        Air against his fist

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Aries

God of War
Roar
Hear my Whine
Pine
Soft belly ambition
Attrition
Aries hot breath
Death
His long fight
Contrite
My lack thereof
Dove
Will soft mushy
Puppy
I need berries
Aries

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Imp

Scantily skipping imp,
Feet floating
Like an electrified shrimp,
Shoe sole flapping
Like an unpaid pimp,
Flamp-p-p 
           
Listing limping imp,
Toes knotting
Like a ballerina chimp,
Shoe tongue flopping
Like a deflated blimp,
Flimp-p-p

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Goblin Smile

A corner lifted
Like today's dawn 
Bright burnt redness
The goblin smiled.

A lip curved
Like today's moon 
Cookie cut darkness
The goblin smiled.

A teeth peeped 
Like today's lightening,
Zig zag whiteness
The goblin smiled.