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Best Poems Written by Jeremiah Poodle

Below are the all-time best Jeremiah Poodle poems as chosen by PoetrySoup members

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Poodle Overworked

"Run and play tag", they said.
"Go fetch the ball", they said.
"Go and get groomed, he said"
"Run with me to the mall", she said.

one day I said "no"
and then I was dead

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Poodle

Poodles
What are these creatures?
I am not sure.

How about you?

Do you know any poodles that follow you?

Poodles are great, poodles are fun
Poodles like swimming around in the sun!

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Weather Forcast

 Please be prepared for a tumultuous terrain
 On this upcoming year, 
 Only poodles will it rain
 Don't be scared, my dear
 Let your imagination loose
 Eventually, after this year is over, it might even rain a moose

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Bradley

There once was a poodle named Bradley,
And he liked to eat shoes very gladly,
How much footwear he'd destroy,
"Bradley! Shoes are not a toy!"
No other dog in this world acts so badly.

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I Am Back

I am back
to write poodle poems

Though me followers are strong,
They are mighty

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It's Time

One day I was making my way down the street
When I saw a big poodle, staring at me,

He was staring at me with his eyes, black and beady
And this is what he said:

You humans this year have grown wicked and greedy,
It's time for me to cut the thread

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The Truth

As long I have lived
As long as I have been dead

The poodles have always been there
Crossing the street and into my head

As the days have passed, two by two,
The poodles were always there looking at you.

The poodles have evolved, through time and through space
But I know for a fact, don't scream at my face!

I know I am right, and that is a fact.
Many weird glances from around I attract.

I'm quite surprised that they are still here
Please look around for clues, my dear.

And with these words, I am signing off now.
I am glad you have read this, and glad am I how.

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They Are Coming

 NOW! 
Please  don't 

They are  coming  

the poodles.