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Best Poems Written by Alex Klugman

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I Had a Sex In Places- You Could Not Dream

"I had a sex in places- you could not dream!"
My friend always boasts. And readers:- Pardon me,
 Because all people puzzled asking him:-
" About a geography he talks or an anatomy?"

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On the Muzzle of the Cat- In My Bed Lying,

On the muzzle of the cat-  in my bed  lying,
When he  looked at me, appears a smile:-
"Although a distant - I'm  relative of a lion,
And you just an ape, as a science define."

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My Friend Once Got Into a Crematorium

My friend once got into a crematorium.
As I promised him, on a certain gloomy date,
I brought him to the sea, with grief and sorry.
What for? Of course, on the sea to dissipate!

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Some Readers Questioning

Some readers questioning my quest,
 Of modern poets- who is the best?
 Although, the question is not  hard,
 I shy away with  a grieving heart

 Inside of me a constant  fight,
 Because, I cannot be forthright
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 To name  the others?....  I hate to lie!  
  Or praise myself ? .... I'm just too shy!

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My Lovely Wife Is Attractive and Fit

My lovely wife is attractive and fit,
She keeping the rule: "Never eat after six".
Six burgers, that all, what she usually eat, 
And after the six-seventh hard to affix!

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Said Mother-In-Law

Said mother-in-law: -" When my time to come,
My ashes scatter in this court in a burial rite."
Thinking, the son-in-law answered in fright: -
"But, if  a wind  drive you in house again, dear mum?"

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As a Dietician - For Every Client

As a  dietician - for every client
I recommend sparing-balanced diet.
After you ate a kilo of steak,
Eat for a balance one kilo of cake !

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I Do Not Like Racism In Any Form At All

I do not like racism in any form at all,
It is a shame, it is complete disgrace!
And I declare this from the depth of soul,
As a respected member of the highest race.

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The Difference Between a Man and a Pig Is Big

The difference between a man and a pig is big.
Which one particular ?.... Children can answer.
Even if  you pour wine into the throat of a pig,
To become a man pig have not got a chance!

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About the Deceased Say Either Good Or Nothing

About the deceased say either good or nothing,
Therefore at the funeral of the deceased chief,
The subordinates  danced in full  silence,
With happy faces, but slowly with grief!