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I Had a Sex In Places- You Could Not Dream

"I had a sex in places- you could not dream!"
My friend always boasts. And readers:- Pardon me,
 Because all people puzzled asking him:-
" About a geography he talks or an anatomy?"

Copyright © Alex Klugman | Year Posted 2017



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On the Muzzle of the Cat- In My Bed Lying,

On the muzzle of the cat-  in my bed  lying,
When he  looked at me, appears a smile:-
"Although a distant - I'm  relative of a lion,
And you just an ape, as a science define."

Copyright © Alex Klugman | Year Posted 2017

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My Friend Once Got Into a Crematorium

My friend once got into a crematorium.
As I promised him, on a certain gloomy date,
I brought him to the sea, with grief and sorry.
What for? Of course, on the sea to dissipate!

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Some Readers Questioning

Some readers questioning my quest,
 Of modern poets- who is the best?
 Although, the question is not  hard,
 I shy away with  a grieving heart

 Inside of me a constant  fight,
 Because, I cannot be forthright
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 To name  the others?....  I hate to lie!  
  Or praise myself ? .... I'm just too shy!

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My Lovely Wife Is Attractive and Fit

My lovely wife is attractive and fit,
She keeping the rule: "Never eat after six".
Six burgers, that all, what she usually eat, 
And after the six-seventh hard to affix!

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Said Mother-In-Law

Said mother-in-law: -" When my time to come,
My ashes scatter in this court in a burial rite."
Thinking, the son-in-law answered in fright: -
"But, if  a wind  drive you in house again, dear mum?"

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Two Things I Can Tell You About My Boss:

Two things I can tell you about my boss:
First thing -he is pleasant and smart.
And the second -you will be laughing, of course,
He believe in such bull... by his heart!

Copyright © Alex Klugman | Year Posted 2020

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As a Dietician - For Every Client

As a  dietician - for every client
I recommend sparing-balanced diet.
After you ate a kilo of steak,
Eat for a balance one kilo of cake !

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I Do Not Like Racism In Any Form At All

I do not like racism in any form at all,
It is a shame, it is complete disgrace!
And I declare this from the depth of soul,
As a respected member of the highest race.

Copyright © Alex Klugman | Year Posted 2018

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The Difference Between a Man and a Pig Is Big

The difference between a man and a pig is big.
Which one particular ?.... Children can answer.
Even if  you pour wine into the throat of a pig,
To become a man pig have not got a chance!

Copyright © Alex Klugman | Year Posted 2017

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