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On Poverty

Deprivation is a great teacher
Empty cupboards and growing weeds

Cause the soul to stir
To disdain idle chitchat and merriment

Lessons learned transform the spirit from sand to granite
Conversely, dissipation and luxury turn lives to shards

Always getting one's way leads to the house of destitution
Too much milk and no meat

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Horse Story

Horseman 
Canter

Equine
Panter

Hoofbeats 
Thumping

Mammal 
Jumping

Eat dust
So long

Fastest
Furlong

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Shopping

you've got religion on your breath
and existentialism hanging in your closet
politically correct
cannabis vapor
give me purple diesel
or give me death star
some mental exercises
for longer life
and longer eyelashes
taste another green world
vegan parmesan cheese
saved by zen medicine
and rapid weight loss
philosophy isn't books, honey
it's a skin care offer

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Homecoming

I had a dog way back when
With white teeth and tail a wag
He slept so fine in steepled den
Crunched on a chicken, like a rag

With eyes of brown, and fur of black
Patrolled the farm, a canine cop
The silly cats he would attack
And barking noise should never stop

One snowy day he disappeared
Walking a road he often trod
Did not return, as I feared
Where was my dog? I asked God

Then one night, I heard him bark
My friend returned in pitch dark

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Seasonal Death

through a mud stained field
and thickets galore
mountaintops blue in the haze
walked through hayfield stubble
with a damp, faithful dog

I am anticipating Halloween
but thoughts dissolve quickly
in fields and forest hues
indian summer is over
litters of leaves all around

we pass a dead coyote
the white dog pays no mind
there's no need to hurry
lots of creekside bushes
cause my path to crook and veer

I miss the smell of brush burning
and dread the winter coming
I'll cancel my reservation
and head for some coral reef distant
summer without end

twinkling snow berms
and bitter cold will come
but technology can remedy
the chill nuisance 
of Arctic's southward plunge

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Electrocyst

some electrons have been here
since the beginning of time
electrons prove their reality
by making "Big Bang Theory" intelligible
by turning a subatomic nebula
into Sheldon Cooper's face
locked in Hare Krishna trance
living room of decadence
sinking into deep abyss
as our skill in physics soars

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Dominion of Shadow

death shall have no dominion
Dominion of Canada
Canada goose
goose egg
egg salad
salad days
days of our lives
lives in the balance
balance the budget
budget rent a car
karmaloop
loopmasters
Masters of the Universe
universal love
love and hate
hate your guts
guts but no brains
brains blown out
out of our minds
mindset
set your watch
watch TV
vegan pizza
pizza crust
crust of bread
bread and water
water bottle
bottle of beer
beer Vikings
Viking invasion
invasion of privacy
sea to shining sea
Seattle, Washington
washing clothes
clothes make the man
maneater
eater of flesh
fleshtone
tone it down
down the drain
drain clog 
clogged sink
sink or swim
swimsuits
suits me fine
fine dining
dining out 
outcast
cast a shadow
shadow
cast

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Repel the Amendment

attract attention
attract and repel
repel the invader
repel mosquitoes
mosquitoes carry malaria
mosquitoes bite
bite the bullet
bite the hand that feeds
feeds on animosity
feeds on carrion
carry on your luggage
carrion eater
eater of flesh
eater of words
words to live by
words of wisdom
wisdom teeth
wisdom comes with age
age of aquarius
age before beauty
beauty is in the eye of the beholder
beauty is only skin deep
deep sea diving
deep six
six hundred threescore and six
six gun
gun collector
gun control
control yourself
control freak
freak out
freak show
show no emotion
show and tell
tell no tales
tell the truth
truth or consequences
truth or dare
dare to be dumb
dare to keep kids off drugs
drugs and drinking
drugs, sex and rock 'n roll
roll out the barrel
roll over beethoven
beethoven ludwig van
beethoven's fifth
fifth amendment
fifth of whiskey
whiskey 
amendment

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Mbti Poem

ENTJ- Get out of my way
ISFJ- I don't make waves
ESFP- Everybody look at me
ESTJ- Do it right away
INFP- Unicorns are pretty
ESTP- I've got an STD
INFJ- Less traveled is the way
ESFJ- Is everything okay?
ENFP- unsafe at any speed
INTJ- delta squared over K
ENTP- Is tripping on LSD
ISTJ- The same thing every day
ISFP- I'm nice basically
INTP- sees things scientifically
ISTP- I think mechanically
ENFJ- Gives hugs everyday

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American Civil War

I remember the American Civil War
I watched it on my smartphone
The Holy Ghost in orange hair
said the New Vietnam is everywhere
I fell into a blank stare
and played more Pokemon

I now live with twenty machines
But there's not much to eat
The police took everybody away
I lay low, so I get to stay
ever at home to avoid the checkpoints
and play lots of Pokemon