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The Answer Is Cake

THE ANSWER IS CAKE

WHY AM I ALWAYS HUNGRY
I DO NOT KNOW
I ALWAYS EAT PIZZA
AND I STILL DO NOT KNOW
I DON’T GET WIDER OR THINNER
WHO WILL EVER KNOW

I EAT PIZZA
I EAT STARBUCKS
I EAT TACO BELL
I EAT SUBWAY 
I EAT TEXAS ROADHOUSE
AND I AM STILL HUNGRY

WHAT CAN CURE MY HUNGER
PIZZA? NO
STARBUCKS?NO
TACO BELL? NO
SUBWAY? NO
TEXAS ROADHOUSE? NO
A CAKE…? PROBABLY

UM, A CAKE
A CAKE SOUNDS GOOD
NOW, SOMEBODY NEEDS TO BUY ME A CAKE

Copyright © Kaleb Beardsley | Year Posted 2015




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