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Hairy Harry Poem
69 by Hairy Harry
69 is a cool number.
96 isn't a cool number.
That's all that's to it, bruh.
YOLO
Copyright © Hairy Harry | Year Posted 2015
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Hairy Harry Poem
I'm a manly man babe.
Come drink some holy Gatorade.
Humps on my camel remind me of all the funs.
I've had in the sun with your hambergur buns.
Buns buns buns and manly manly men.
Is it just a b00ty call,
when you ask me to go to the mall?
Don't steal those rubbers,
you don't need them in the bathroom.
Shrek is love and
Shrek is life.
If you don't appreciate me for who I am,
go drink coffee.
Let me tie you to the bed,
and dance on your head.
Love me,
because I am the ode to Manliness.
Copyright © Hairy Harry | Year Posted 2015
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