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War

i wittnessed a war just yesterday,
being the reason for much dismay,
i'm sorry for all the death and blood,
and all the soldiers in the mud,
i wish i could stop it just can't be done,
i'll need everybody including a nun,
i'll need jesus to forgive our sins,
that knock us down like bowling pins,
i'll need everybody to read this poem,
in hopes that all the soldiers get back home.

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Texans

we love our texans like we love are mom,
go jj watt you the bomb,
we like watching football with a beer in our hand,
we  will do anything to defend our texas land

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The Man On the Cross

there once was a man who died for our sins,
theat knock us down like bowling pins,
he turned water into wine,
he shared his love that was quite divine,
what im trying to say is always have hope,
so go to churh and visit a pope.

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The Hairy Baby

there once was a baby who was hairy as a monkey, she never took a bath so she smelled kind of funky,her parents had left her at a casino in vegas a guy there said hey lets name her nages, her parents had said she belonged in a zoo, she said i had a dream and you were there to, a guy came up and said give me all your money but stupid mother laughed and said that was funny, so he jacked up her face and stole her favorite purse she got really mad and said a horrible curse, she said i don't know who you are or where you are from but i can tell you one thing you don't wanna beat on this drum.

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God Is Awsome

we pray every night so we say,
but call god any any day,
so we should not lie about what we say,
god loves night and day

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Forgive

your parents ground you for a reason,
to keep you from commiting treason,
so don't get mad when you be bad,
say im sorry and just be done,
visit a church and kiss a nun.

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Dont Wait

i have to go pee and i have  to go now,
don't wait to go or else ka-pow,
my bladder can't hold any more,
the toilet is over flowing pee galore.

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Pray

we all have problems its easy to say,
but do you have the guts to get down and pray,
god listens here and now,
so be ready cause he is coming to town,
it may not be today but always be ready to get down and pray.

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Think

god loved you then god loves you now,
so don't go saying he kicked you out,
he may not answer right away,
but always think of him when you pray