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Best Poems Written by Dan Keir

Below are the all-time best Dan Keir poems as chosen by PoetrySoup members

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The Internet: Rtrn

A void of Facebook
Creativity dies here...
Procrastination!

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Solitude: To Yoda, An Ode

Green bark a prism creates,
Feel the pull of earth, you must.

Rotates, a slime of endless hates,
Can hold me not, this world’s crust.

Friendship’s ties, isolation Deflates,
Succumbs, my spaceship, to bitter rust.

Mist, my soul forever permeates,
Lift-off, booms the rocket’s thrust.

My spirit when light returns, elates,
Swamps swell, swallowed hope’s swirling dust.

Trapped, I am, until student from fate
Arrives to learn; Cloud City or bust.

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Ding Dong the Wicked Witch Is Dead

Globally, miners jubilantly jump for joy
Smiles on the faces of every girl and boy
The grins of a newly opened Xmas toy
Thatcher’s dead.

Trade unionists bounce along the street
Music blaring and the tapping of feet
From nurses to Bobbies still on the beat
Thatcher’s dead.

Street parties announced in the nation
Satan who brought economic inflation
Is deceased, now’s the time for elation
Thatcher’s dead.

Its times like this I’m sad I’m an atheist
And can only shout and wave my fist
And then go to the pub and get pissed
Thatcher’s dead.

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Haikus About God: Ii

Invisible chap
Bearded egomaniac
Probably not real

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Haikus About God: Iii

Beauty of nature
Why condense it down to God?
Isn’t life enough?

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Haikus About God: V

Omniscient guy
Yet he lets bad things happen
How can he exist?

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Alien-Nation

One more alien... an extra terrestrial. Bloody foreigners.

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The Internet: Esc

Trying to escape:
Hiding behind a keyboard
To spit troll-like words

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Education-Educaution V

Timetabled breathing,
All else is irrelevant:
Exams are too much.

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Reflections: Midlife Crisis

P     aranoia permeates, etching itself into your fractured face,
A     cacophony of constant pressure; life remains a stressful race,
N     othing to hope for, no positives like promotion in the workplace,
I      nability to love, relationships lift anchor and set sail without chase,
C     hildren crushing dreams under mortgages; age grows with disgrace
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