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Greg Halligan Poem
big fat greasy cheeseburgers
big and fat
fat and greasy
1/4 lb.
1/2 lb.
1 lb.!
just give it to me good
Come to daddy!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
Big and cheesey
Fat and greasy
Big and greasy
Fat and cheesey
Cheeseburger!
Bacon?
Yes, I hope it's not taken
Pickle?
Of course, it's just an xtra nickle
Extra cheese?
Are u kidding? Absolutely...please!
Mayo?
not today, i'll have a french fried potato
grill it
broil it
fry it
just let me eat it!
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Greg Halligan Poem
Green Onions
What fool can write about green onions?
Not me, Not me
I'm not a fool you see
Green onions are food
not a poem my friend whose goofy
But I don't mean to be rude
or crude to any dude
who writes about green onions
and not eat for food
So what if I'm rude or crude
to you, foolish dude
I'm not like you, I'm no fool
But a dude who's cool
So don't confuse me with a fool dude
'cause I'm a cool dude
I do not write about green onions
that is you, a fool you see
and a fool you will always be
I do not write about green onions
you see ,you see
Copyright © Greg Halligan | Year Posted 2005
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Greg Halligan Poem
Go pound sand!
Pound it hard! Pound it strong!
Pound it with your feet all day long!
Pound it like clown!
pound it like a cow whose spots are brown!
Pound it like the fool you are!
And pound it from the backseat of your car!
Pound it high! Pound it low!
pound it with your big fat head
in three feet of snow!!
Pound it! Pound it! Pound it!
Keep pounding!
Did I say stop!? No,you fool!
Thats 3 lashes for you!
Keep pounding!
Pound! Pound! Pound!
Pound it to the ground!
Pound it with joy
pound it with glee
And best of all, you can pound for freeeee!!
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Greg Halligan Poem
i like dogs
but not cats you see
they get on my nerves
'cause they're just too finikee
Dogs like to play
and cats like top sleep
It's not hard to decide
which one to keep
I like to hear
the bark of a dog
not the meow of a cat
I'd rather have
chew'd up furniture
than hairballs resembling
a 3 day old dead rat!
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Greg Halligan Poem
Me like donuts
Me like ‘em lots
Me like ‘em better
Than singing green robots!
Me like donuts
Me like ‘em with cream filling
Me can eat a hundred of ‘em
Sittin’ on my sofa just
Relaxin’ & chillin’
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Greg Halligan Poem
big fat tomatoes
how i love thee
let me count the seeds
Juicy, juicy plump & juicy
let me bite u
i want u now
for a salad or two
maybe three
but not four
Juicy,juicy plump and juicy
but not squishy
like a red ripened off the vine fresh thing
u make me happy happy
u look so fine
right off the vine
u plump thing
Juicy,juicy, plump and juicy
U'r red ripe & you're mine
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I like good apples
No worms please
A red one
A green one
But please,
not a purple one
That’s a plum… I think
Crunchy & juicy
Juicy & crunchy
Sorry mr. Teacher
This one’s mine
You can’t have it
Get your own
I love my apples
Crunchy, crunchy, crunchy
Leave my apple alone!
Copyright © Greg Halligan | Year Posted 2005
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