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Best Poems Written by Solo Iq

Below are the all-time best Solo Iq poems as chosen by PoetrySoup members

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Shh,,,A Prayer Sir

Shhh...another prayer Sir
don't make a sound
Ya, it's those humans
on the ground

You should help 'em
same as before...
and lose the pen!
there is no score

unless Your counting
the sick and hurt
all those dead
in the dirt

who begged for aid
pleading Your name
the very ones
You always blame

for what?... who cares
give 'em a hand
look at her...
she can barely stand

why do we listen
and not do a thing?
uh oh
their starting to sing

''Your so good
la- la- la
love You more
than my-Ma-Ma''

Sir, that song!
how is this fair?
HELLO... where are You
Anyone there?!!

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The Debate Game

I think it's bad
well I think it's good
let's debate religion
you think we should?

wiped out cultures
brought the word
controls the masses
tames the herd

promotes poverty
helps the poor
The Inquisition
we know what for

faulty preachers
Um...The Pope?
that one's mine
a guy can hope

you take hope too
this still the game?
breeds hate in people
someone's to blame

forces beliefs
declares the truth
brutal punishments
a tooth for a tooth

your copying me
but with a twist
come over here
put down that fist!!!

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Poor Little Sweety

Blow out your candles
knock on wood
here's your lucky socks
for Santa be good

Is your tooth under a pillow?
my horoscope looks great!
Bigfoot's been in our garden again
ask The Madam your fate

Aliens took Uncle Tommy
a ghost might be in your room
I found a 4 leaf clover!
a witch must of stole my broom

Never go under a ladder
and please don't step on a crack
here's a coin for the wishing well
your kitty might be too black

Eat your fortune cookies
my favorite monster was Lerch
put down the voodoo doll Sweety
it's time to go to Church

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Town Bully

Our town had a Bully named God
who never seemed too pleased
He'd kill us...maim us...call us bad
had our best stuff seized

He used thunder bolts...quakes on earth
even made us diseased
then Science came to town
now the Bully's getting teased

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Billy Kicks God

Billy kicked God
right in the shin
God did nuthin'
once again

Billy threw a punch
missed by a mile
God just laughed
without a smile

Billy got pissed
blamed it on him
God just shrugged
said your so dim

When asked why
God said listen Billy
your fighting no one
and lookin' pretty silly

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Buddy

When I see God
I'll speak up for you
Hey I've read the Bible
...Mostly the New

I'll tell Him be nice
and not so picky
that His master plan
couldn't be more tricky

Maybe He'll laugh
Say, ''Ya your right
I'm really sorry
lets not fight''

So try and be calm
Your Buddy is on it
I'll recite this poem
and call it a sonnet

Tho'...Don't get your hopes up
from the scripture I've read
I may run away
before it all gets said

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Billy Got a Raygun

Billy got a RayGun
shot at the sky
it bounced off Moses
hit God in the eye

Billy shouted, ''Sorry!''
God said. ''Eat of my Son''
Moses threw down the Law
Billy recharged his gun

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Loser

Who you calling a loser?
You...There's plenty of proof
Wait till I finish my poem book
You'll still be a penniless goof

Shoot I broke my pencil
And you can't afford a spare?
My Kingdom for a sharpener!
Hmm...That deal sounds fair

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Waterdrop

Hello waterdrop
on the roam
must be searching
for your home

Move out waterdrop
through a pipe
down the drain
safe from wipe

Press on waterdrop
heats no fun
Don't get left
in the sun

Brave little waterdrop
Lost some weight
almost there
past that gate

Goodbye waterdrop
found the sea
slip on in
cease to be

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Normal

Normal?
it's just a word
what it means
I haven't heard

Does it mean
I act like you?
tell me now
give a clue

Do I copy
who I see?
what I hear
when I'm me?

You just go
do your thing
I dance to words
you cannot sing