Best Poems Written by William Krichbaum

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Ol Brother Cadence

Wish in one hand and crap in the otherrrrr,
       pick which one you would give to your brotherrrrr.

Copyright © William Krichbaum | Year Posted 2013


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Ode To the Commode

I will always think of you when a belly is full,
  and your always there for me with your buddy
   the roll.


    With one pull of a handle or a push of a button,
   you discard a dinner no matter how rotten,your
   sacrifice to man will never forgotten.


      I'm your #1 fan,they call me a load,when I sit on 
     your bench I just want to explode,I give thank's
      every day to my humble abode,on my short 
      journey down man's porcelain road.

Copyright © William Krichbaum | Year Posted 2013

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Doctor Phil

My name is doctor phil,
 I won't prescribe a pill,
 
My head is bald ,
A doctor I am called,
The people I see are real,

They pay me money,
I think it's funny,
They call me doctor phil.

Copyright © William Krichbaum | Year Posted 2013

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Bengals Fan

I'm a BENGALS fan,all year long I am.
During the regular season I'm drinking beer and cheesin,
Now that time has come it's called the post season.
At this time of year I get numb for no reason,
My hands start icthing & I can't stop sneezing.

My team plays hard my team plays fast,
Can they when the game win the playoffs at last.
I am a BENGALS fan I think I know they can.
But when the game is over I'm no longer sober,
I hang my head in shame the BENGALS lost the game.

Copyright © William Krichbaum | Year Posted 2016

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V-Day

Valentines day:

A month and a half after december,
A special day for mates to remember,

With a gift their hearts, they surrender, 
It's all good till after next december.

Now keep in mind if you forget, 
You'll be deemed a big dip ****!

Copyright © William Krichbaum | Year Posted 2013


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Pickin -N- Grinnin

Your pickin ur nose cause u let that booger grow,pull that
               sucker out,roll it all about,get it nice and dry,then flip it far
                and high,drive on down the road singing booger goodby!

Copyright © William Krichbaum | Year Posted 2013

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The Companion

When you got up out of bed did you rub your head,

take a look around put your feet on the ground,

did you take a couple steps before you looked down,

to your dismay at what you have "found"

a cold round pile that is stinky and brown.

That friend that companion that loving old hound,

that sun beach is hiding and he better leave town.

Copyright © William Krichbaum | Year Posted 2011

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The Dog Did It

Your not very smart,
cause you sniff it when you fart,
 and expect it ot smell,
like a cherry pop-tart,

then you cover your nose,
and you make it very clear,
 that the dog is the culprit
and it's not from over here!

Copyright © William Krichbaum | Year Posted 2011

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To Whom It May Concern

To whom it may concern,
these poem's I write I yearn.

The more I sit and think
as these thought's I turn to ink.

I write these words for you,
family, friends and crew.

From my mind in due time,
these words that I will spew.

To whom it may concern,
I write this poem for you.

Copyright © William Krichbaum | Year Posted 2011

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Double Dippin

I seen her double dip,I seen her double dip,she an't foolin me it's hangin off her lip.

I seen you double dip, I seen you double dip,put the sauce down and give me that chip you an't foolin me I seen you double dip.

Now I know I want'n trippin when I saw her double dippin,I can't dip my chip in somthing
she double dipped in.

I saw her double dippin,I saw her double dippin,when she looked at me oh my god I was trippin.It's hangin out her mouth,drippin off her lip,she an't foolin me I saw her double dip.

I seen her double dip,I seen her double dip,when I asked her she nearly dropped her chip then replyed honey won't you get a grip and talk to the hand about to dip this chip.

Then I realized a girl of that size,I wouldn't recomend no it wouldn't wise to try to eat that dip or take her fries.

Copyright © William Krichbaum | Year Posted 2013

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