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William Krichbaum Poem
Wish in one hand and crap in the otherrrrr,
pick which one you would give to your brotherrrrr.
Copyright © William Krichbaum | Year Posted 2013
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William Krichbaum Poem
I will always think of you when a belly is full,
and your always there for me with your buddy
the roll.
With one pull of a handle or a push of a button,
you discard a dinner no matter how rotten,your
sacrifice to man will never forgotten.
I'm your #1 fan,they call me a load,when I sit on
your bench I just want to explode,I give thank's
every day to my humble abode,on my short
journey down man's porcelain road.
Copyright © William Krichbaum | Year Posted 2013
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William Krichbaum Poem
My name is doctor phil,
I won't prescribe a pill,
My head is bald ,
A doctor I am called,
The people I see are real,
They pay me money,
I think it's funny,
They call me doctor phil.
Copyright © William Krichbaum | Year Posted 2013
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William Krichbaum Poem
I'm a BENGALS fan,all year long I am.
During the regular season I'm drinking beer and cheesin,
Now that time has come it's called the post season.
At this time of year I get numb for no reason,
My hands start icthing & I can't stop sneezing.
My team plays hard my team plays fast,
Can they when the game win the playoffs at last.
I am a BENGALS fan I think I know they can.
But when the game is over I'm no longer sober,
I hang my head in shame the BENGALS lost the game.
Copyright © William Krichbaum | Year Posted 2016
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William Krichbaum Poem
Valentines day:
A month and a half after december,
A special day for mates to remember,
With a gift their hearts, they surrender,
It's all good till after next december.
Now keep in mind if you forget,
You'll be deemed a big dip ****!
Copyright © William Krichbaum | Year Posted 2013
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William Krichbaum Poem
Your pickin ur nose cause u let that booger grow,pull that
sucker out,roll it all about,get it nice and dry,then flip it far
and high,drive on down the road singing booger goodby!
Copyright © William Krichbaum | Year Posted 2013
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William Krichbaum Poem
When you got up out of bed did you rub your head,
take a look around put your feet on the ground,
did you take a couple steps before you looked down,
to your dismay at what you have "found"
a cold round pile that is stinky and brown.
That friend that companion that loving old hound,
that sun beach is hiding and he better leave town.
Copyright © William Krichbaum | Year Posted 2011
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William Krichbaum Poem
Your not very smart,
cause you sniff it when you fart,
and expect it ot smell,
like a cherry pop-tart,
then you cover your nose,
and you make it very clear,
that the dog is the culprit
and it's not from over here!
Copyright © William Krichbaum | Year Posted 2011
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William Krichbaum Poem
To whom it may concern,
these poem's I write I yearn.
The more I sit and think
as these thought's I turn to ink.
I write these words for you,
family, friends and crew.
From my mind in due time,
these words that I will spew.
To whom it may concern,
I write this poem for you.
Copyright © William Krichbaum | Year Posted 2011
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William Krichbaum Poem
I seen her double dip,I seen her double dip,she an't foolin me it's hangin off her lip.
I seen you double dip, I seen you double dip,put the sauce down and give me that chip you an't foolin me I seen you double dip.
Now I know I want'n trippin when I saw her double dippin,I can't dip my chip in somthing
she double dipped in.
I saw her double dippin,I saw her double dippin,when she looked at me oh my god I was trippin.It's hangin out her mouth,drippin off her lip,she an't foolin me I saw her double dip.
I seen her double dip,I seen her double dip,when I asked her she nearly dropped her chip then replyed honey won't you get a grip and talk to the hand about to dip this chip.
Then I realized a girl of that size,I wouldn't recomend no it wouldn't wise to try to eat that dip or take her fries.
Copyright © William Krichbaum | Year Posted 2013
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