Best Poems Written by Matthew Zepf

Festive Limericks

For the sleigh team there applied ten:

Nine deer and a man born of men;

Though trembling with fear,

Santa’s choice was clear:

Rudolf instead of Dolf Lundgren.

 

Ol' Frosty was struggling to count-

He couldn’t get his numbers to mount.

He dropped his mid-weight

To look like an eight

And so now can give good account.

 

 

Santa stipulated stocked shelves

And so yelled and screamed at his elves;

Thrown in a tizzy,

His elves got busy,

At once unionizing themselves!

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