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Best Poems Written by Salmon Oid

Below are the all-time best Salmon Oid poems as chosen by PoetrySoup members

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Old Man Howard

• Old man Howard was farming one day
• When he spotted a weed in his yard
• He decided that it mustn't stay
• So he plucked it out then and there
• Off he went to milk his goats
• But they weren't producing any 
• So Old man Howard sold one of his boats 
• And bought himself a-many
• To his greenhouse he went for a potential harvest 
• But some of his crops were inhabited 
• Old man Howard left to put them to the test
• Against the particles of his homemade insecticide 
• Feeling tired from today
• He decided to make some tea
• The stove went click and the radio turned on
• And in the cahir he stayed

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Soon

• Up goes the Sun
• Down goes the Moon 
• Their relationship is one of longing
• But they'll see each other soon

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Ring

• A ring in my car
• With a big red ruby
• Surely the owner can't be far

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Embarrassment

• She's a doll like no other
• Takes after her mother 
• I'm an embarrassment with feet
• Someone you wouldn't want to meet

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Chimp

• The kids at school
• The adults at work
• A chimp is on the streets looking for someone to murk

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Something Softer

• Name something softer than a human's lips
• Or your partner's skin against yours
• How about something much more comfy? 
• Like their hands resting on your hips

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What even is this?

• Blazing hot ice
• Chilly open flames
• Animals wearing clothes
• Humans with no names
• Empty houses with legs
• Rats hatching from eggs
• Marbles from the water faucet
• Shucking pods and getting pegs in

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Little Man

• Little man run
• Little man jump
• Little man hidden inside of a stump
• Little man skip
• Little man fly
• Little man asks a polar bear why

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Hatch

• I found a tiny snake egg
• I wonder if it will hatch
• I've heard they'll hatch faster with heat
• So I lit it up with a match

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Missing

• Half of the pie is missing
• I didn't take any
• Whoever took that half a pie
• Has to be many