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Salmon Oid Poem
• Old man Howard was farming one day
• When he spotted a weed in his yard
• He decided that it mustn't stay
• So he plucked it out then and there
• Off he went to milk his goats
• But they weren't producing any
• So Old man Howard sold one of his boats
• And bought himself a-many
• To his greenhouse he went for a potential harvest
• But some of his crops were inhabited
• Old man Howard left to put them to the test
• Against the particles of his homemade insecticide
• Feeling tired from today
• He decided to make some tea
• The stove went click and the radio turned on
• And in the cahir he stayed
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• Little man run
• Little man jump
• Little man hidden inside of a stump
• Little man skip
• Little man fly
• Little man asks a polar bear why
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• Half of the pie is missing
• I didn't take any
• Whoever took that half a pie
• Has to be many
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• A ring in my car
• With a big red ruby
• Surely the owner can't be far
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• She's a doll like no other
• Takes after her mother
• I'm an embarrassment with feet
• Someone you wouldn't want to meet
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• Up goes the Sun
• Down goes the Moon
• Their relationship is one of longing
• But they'll see each other soon
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• Blazing hot ice
• Chilly open flames
• Animals wearing clothes
• Humans with no names
• Empty houses with legs
• Rats hatching from eggs
• Marbles from the water faucet
• Shucking pods and getting pegs in
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• Such a charming fellow
• With eyes a vibrant yellow
• He'll stare you down
• Often with a frown
• Befriend him and you'll see he's quite mellow
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• I found a tiny snake egg
• I wonder if it will hatch
• I've heard they'll hatch faster with heat
• So I lit it up with a match
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• Back from a lengthy trip to the clinic
• Haven't taken my first injection
• My hands are constantly fumbling about
• Causing me to fail morning inspection
• Dad finds the hormones
• Exclaiming "what is this garbage?"
• Then he leaves me be
• My device is seen charging
•In its humble abode
• Can't use it while charging
• Else it would explode
Copyright © Salmon Oid | Year Posted 2024
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