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Woof Woofsson Poem
I drink more than I should,
But not as much as I can,
Which in my world makes me,
A moderate man.
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Woof Woofsson Poem
The soft swirling breeze,
Brings the scent of the sea,
Your goose bumps sing sadness,
Their song sung for me.
Copyright © Woof Woofsson | Year Posted 2024
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Woof Woofsson Poem
We put things in the fridge,
To keep them very cold,
But some things in our fridge,
Are getting very old.
Like dear Uncle Ted,
By the loaf of bread,
He’s been there,
Since he last went to bed.
And cousin Ebenezer,
In the freezer,
He’s sadly missed,
The jolly old geezer.
And of Aunty Ann,
There’s hardly a trace,
A roasting pan’s,
A right resting place.
And if you think,
Sally was nice,
Have another serving,
Of this fine meat slice.
And as for the cat,
Don’t worry about that,
Just try on,
This funny furry hat.
Copyright © Woof Woofsson | Year Posted 2024
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Woof Woofsson Poem
Nicola was naughty,
She wasn’t very nice,
She bit her mother,
And ate her white mice,
But Nicola’s brothers knew,
Exactly what to do,
They took her to the woodshed,
And sawed her in two.
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Woof Woofsson Poem
I knew a leopard with a lithp,
A religiouth thort of beatht,
He thaid hith inclinationth,
Came from eating a prietht.
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Woof Woofsson Poem
I often sit,
And wonder why,
We pick flowers,
To watch them die.
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Woof Woofsson Poem
Betty was blue,
She was born that way,
Her friends said you’re funny,
But Betty said “Hey,
All of you are brown, black or pink,
?And that’s far more amusing, or so I think.”
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Woof Woofsson Poem
There’s a place for everything,
Or so they say,
Now, please find yours,
And go away.
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Woof Woofsson Poem
She said she saw a penguin.
Right there on the TV,
But when I looked an albatross,
Was all that I could see.
She said she saw a walrus,
On the living room floor,
But all I saw was an elephant,
Standing at the door.
She said she saw a blunderbuss,
Aiming right at me,
But all I saw was the last thing,
That I did ever see.
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Woof Woofsson Poem
I buy my shoes by the foot,
Tend my front lawn by the yard,
Groom the dog by the furlong,
That’s why metrics are so hard.
Copyright © Woof Woofsson | Year Posted 2024
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