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Niwaha Ivan Poem
*A New Metal has been added to Chemistry*
Name: *Wife*
Symbol: Wf
*Atomic mass:* Light when first found... tends to get heavier with time.
*PHYSICAL PROPERTIES*
- Boils at any time
- Can freeze at any time
- Melts if treated with love
- Very Bitter if Mishandled
*CHEMICAL PROPERTIES*
- Very Reactive
- Highly Unstable
- Possesses Strong Affinity towards Gold, Silver, Diamond, Platinum, Credit cards, Debit cards & Cheque books
- Money Reducing Agent
*OCCURRENCE*
Mostly found in front of the Mirror or taking Selfies.
It's highly flammable when mixed with in-laws.
It has mixed properties when seated with parents.
# Very harmful to you if she sees you with any element similar to itself!
Complied by NIWAHA IVAN
Kabale University
NTC KABALE
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Niwaha Ivan Poem
*A New Metal has been added to Chemistry*
Name: *Wife*
Symbol: Wf
*Atomic mass:* Light when first found... tends to get heavier with time.
*PHYSICAL PROPERTIES*
- Boils at any time
- Can freeze at any time
- Melts if treated with love
- Very Bitter if Mishandled
*CHEMICAL PROPERTIES*
- Very Reactive
- Highly Unstable
- Possesses Strong Affinity towards Gold, Silver, Diamond, Platinum, Credit cards, Debit cards & Cheque books
- Money Reducing Agent
*OCCURRENCE*
Mostly found in front of the Mirror or taking Selfies.
It's highly flammable when mixed with in-laws.
It has mixed properties when seated with parents.
# Very harmful to you if she sees you with any element similar to itself!
Complied by NIWAHA IVAN
Kabale University
NTC KABALE
Copyright © Niwaha Ivan | Year Posted 2022
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Niwaha Ivan Poem
A young man attended a Wednesday Night Bible Study and the Pastor preached about listening to GOD and
obeying the Lord's voice. The young man couldn't help but ponder, 'Does GOD still speak to people?'
After service, he went out with some friends for coffee and pie and they discussed the message.
They talked about how GOD had led them in different ways.
It was about ten o'clock when the young man started driving home, and he prayed; ' GOD...If you still speak to people, speak to me. I will listen. I will do my best to obey.' As he drove down the main street of his town, he had the strangest thought to stop and buy a gallon of milk. He shook his head and said out loud, GOD is that you?' He didn't get a reply and started on toward home. But again, the thought, buy a gallon of milk came. The young man thought about Samuel and how he didn't recognize the voice of GOD, and how little Samuel ran to Eli. 'Okay, GOD, in case that is you, I will buy the milk.' It didn't seem like too hard a test of obedience. He could always use the milk. He stopped and purchased the gallon of milk and started off toward home.
As he passed Seventh Street , he again felt the urge, 'Turn Down that street.' This is crazy he thought, and drove on past the intersection. Again, he felt that he should turn down Seventh Street .At the next intersection; he turned back and headed down Seventh. Half jokingly, he said out loud,’ Okay, GOD I will.' He drove several blocks, when suddenly, he felt like he should stop. He pulled over to the curb and looked around. He was in a semi- commercial area of town. It wasn't the best but it wasn't the worst of neighborhoods either. The businesses were closed and most of the houses looked dark like the people were already in bed. Again, he sensed something, 'Go and give the milk to the people in the house across the street' The young man looked at the house. It was dark and it looked like the people were either gone or they were already asleep. He started to open the door and then sat back in the car seat 'Lord, this is insane. Those people are asleep and if I wake them up, they are going to be mad and I will look stupid.' Again, he felt like he should go and give the milk. Finally, he opened the door, 'Okay GOD, if this is you, I will go to the door and I will
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Niwaha Ivan Poem
THE NAKED TRUTH ABOUT LIFE Of EVERY SIDE CHICKS...
1. He drops you off and drives back to his wife and kids.
2. He throws away used Condoms as he goes home.
3. He buys sweets to clean your fragrance no matter how expensive it can be.
4. He forgives himself for cheating as he is driving to the mother of his Children.
4 He first takes shower to remove your unwanted sweats.
5. He then convinces him self that he can't leave his Wife and Children because of you.
6. He hugs her and ask his children about education.
7. He eats food cooked by his wife not two pieces of KFC he bought for you.
8. After eating he relax on the couch, and they both go to the bedroom.
9. They discuss about the future while she is lying on his chest.
10. Then they make love (Not sex which he had with you).
11. He doesn't take bath after it because he is used to that Aroma of his Wife.
12. She continues lying on his chest while discussing their investment, policies and planning their Anniversary.
13. And you are alone struggling with sex because he just did a fast.
14. He gave you 100k and your Mother is boasting that she has a discplined daughter not knowing that you are slowly turning to the resting zone of a bored Husband of some one.
MY ADVICE
My sister it is not too late, know your values and have goals that Man will never take you anywhere. Find your own Man and God will surely bless you...
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Niwaha Ivan Poem
Ohhhh,what a handsome, beautiful boy!!
Niwaha Ivan,born in the no village a head
Vicinity of the forest breeze
Every morning,birds singing
Hooooo,
Ivan is woken up,go to fetch water
Before you go schooling
Hhhjjj,born in a family of the mighty guys
The father,master,not only that,but a professional guy
Married to a wonderful colorful lady
Bonding me out,as a baby boy
Ivan grows, attend to school
In the 21st century
Now writing a sample
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