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My Super Dog

My dog is so cool She can give me a high five Better than the under dog She can really fly If you have ever seen her Then your lucky your alive

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Kody Son, student, friend, problem Brother of Ashely Lover of myself, hanging out, and skateboarding Who feels anger, joy, and enthusiasm Who fears being alone, guns, and graduation Who would like to see the ocean, age 99, and Jesus Resident of southwest Anadarko, Oklahoma Oberhauser

Copyright © Kody Oberhauser | Year Posted 2011

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Awsome Season

This awsome reason When leaves start to cling This reason is spring

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Fly Named Harry

There once was a fly named Harry Who slept in a bed, in a cherry Your scared of his touch I know this much Dont mess with him cuz he's scary

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Doomed To Failure

If you jinx me knock on wood Black cats stay out of my neighborhood I dont trust owls even if it isn't white If your bad luck get out of my sight You walked under a ladder oh my dear Holy crap I broke a mirrior This isn't good at all you see Because now bad luck will follow me!!!

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O-G

I'm clostrophobic
But I live in tiny spaces
I'm afraid of fire
And I burn down places

I have a fear of death
So I kill the grim reaper
I'm afraid of holes 
But still I dig deeper

I dont like water
So I swim across seas
I'm scared of gang bangers
Thats why i'm an O.G.

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Splizzerk

Once upon a londerdong
A rafko sang a song
He whalode a frizly melody
And the shabbers sang along

All the sudden he grabed his derk
He tried to play, but it didn't work
He splazang off stage
Then he went splizzerk

He snatched a maldent by his lip
And reached for a weapon strapped to his hip
The crowd turned and saw the event
They swagged out the door as they tried not to trip

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Munchies

I can feel it growl and I don't know why
I think its telling me I need to eat
Starvation sets in yet I am not high
Stay in the kitchen cuz i stand the heat
Open the cabinet grab me some food
Throw it on the grill with some bomb season
Saut'e my grub so it has attitude
Im not just hungry I have a reason
When it is finished I'll eat it real quick
But that doesn't stop the feeling i get
I ate it so fast you'd think I'd get sick
I eat all this food but still I stay fit
I eat a whole box of captain crunchies
I guess its because i got the munchies

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Schizophrenic

I hope he pulls through
To bad he's lost in his thoughts
He was a good friend
This insanity he gots
Could just bring him to his end

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P.B. and J

Grab the bread take two peices With peanut buter You are not making reeses Add you some jelly The best in the hood Take a bite.... GOOD!

Copyright © Kody Oberhauser | Year Posted 2009

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