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Best Poems Written by Kody Oberhauser

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My Bio

Kody
Son, student, friend, problem
Brother of Ashely
Lover of myself, hanging out, and skateboarding
Who feels anger, joy, and enthusiasm
Who fears being alone, guns, and graduation
Who would like to see the ocean, age 99, and Jesus
Resident of southwest Anadarko, Oklahoma
Oberhauser

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My Super Dog


My dog is so cool
She can give me a high five
Better than the under dog
She can really fly
If you have ever seen her
Then your lucky your alive

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Awsome Season


This awsome reason
When leaves start to cling
This reason is spring

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Fly Named Harry

There once was a fly named Harry
Who slept in a bed, in a cherry
Your scared of his touch
I know this much
Dont mess with him cuz he's scary

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O-G

I'm clostrophobic
But I live in tiny spaces
I'm afraid of fire
And I burn down places

I have a fear of death
So I kill the grim reaper
I'm afraid of holes 
But still I dig deeper

I dont like water
So I swim across seas
I'm scared of gang bangers
Thats why i'm an O.G.

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Doomed To Failure


If you jinx me knock on wood
Black cats stay out of my neighborhood
I dont trust owls even if it isn't white
If your bad luck get out of my sight
You walked under a ladder oh my dear
Holy crap I broke a mirrior
This isn't good at all you see
Because now bad luck will follow me!!!

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Splizzerk

Once upon a londerdong
A rafko sang a song
He whalode a frizly melody
And the shabbers sang along

All the sudden he grabed his derk
He tried to play, but it didn't work
He splazang off stage
Then he went splizzerk

He snatched a maldent by his lip
And reached for a weapon strapped to his hip
The crowd turned and saw the event
They swagged out the door as they tried not to trip

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Munchies

I can feel it growl and I don't know why
I think its telling me I need to eat
Starvation sets in yet I am not high
Stay in the kitchen cuz i stand the heat
Open the cabinet grab me some food
Throw it on the grill with some bomb season
Saut'e my grub so it has attitude
Im not just hungry I have a reason
When it is finished I'll eat it real quick
But that doesn't stop the feeling i get
I ate it so fast you'd think I'd get sick
I eat all this food but still I stay fit
I eat a whole box of captain crunchies
I guess its because i got the munchies

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P.B. and J


Grab the bread take two peices
With peanut buter
You are not making reeses
Add you some jelly
The best in the hood
Take a bite....
GOOD!

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Someday

I want to acheive my dreams
And reach my goals
I want to live like the rich
Make my money in rolls
Its not like im incompotent
Im talented in fact
But I cant do anything
With my dad holding me back
Im gonna live my life
From eleven to nine
It might sound crazy
But thats my bedtime
Not for long
Cause ill get away
They'll want me back
When im famous someday