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CNS

Central Nervous System
The drugs they give
What these drugs do
You have no idea
Dark Syndrome
Weird Feeling
Nervous breakdown
Micro Poisoning
Inner Reaction
Unconscious Mind
Brain Halt
Blurred Vision
Body Jamming
Silent Death.
Note.Suicidal tendency,paraplegia and shocks.
Lesson.Symptoms may vary from person to person.

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Sanchalak

1.Ayat al kursi parho phir kuch nahi hota.
Ans.Kya kuch hona chahiye?
2.Taleem kitni hai?
Ans.Zero Meter.
3.Short Hand karo sixteen scale milay ga.
Ans.I have 6inch scale layna hai?
4.Ao Long Drive pay chalain.
Ans.No Thanks Petrol mehanga ho gaya hai.
5.Gas mehangi ho gai hai.
Ans.Roger That.
6.Maar diye jao gay.
Ans.Kullu nafsin zaiqa tul moot.
Note.Chosni ki umer mein feeder ko haath.
Lesson.Reality is often misunderstood.

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Offbeat

True & False
Indo Pak True And False Theory
1.Islam came from Saudi Arabia.True or False
2.Ignorance is insult of human intelligence.True or False
3.Bilingual means Hindko Hindi.True or False
4.The big bang theory is related to gang bang.True or False
5.Foot fetish is reserved for fatty acids.True or false
6.Brahamputra is the putr of braham das.True or False
7.95%percent Pakistani still support hotbed.True or False
8.Intercession is necessary in extra judicial cases.True or False
9.Blame game is the mother of Politics.True or False
10.Dr Abdul Kalam was sherlock holmes of secularism.True or False
11.India has the most number of mosques in the World.True or False
12.50%percent muslim families celebrate hindu festivals.True or False
13.Dawood Ibrahim destroyed brotherhood that once existed.True or False
14.Two nation theory is actually two nation Ideology.True or False
Note.Human intellignce is the mother of knowledge.

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Cyber Room

Don has a private room
A special room cyber room
Direct contact with intelligence agencies
Multiple cell phones whatsapp accounts
Indian european Nigerian numbers etc.
Note.Agencies have some special softwares to hack and crack.

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Salman Khan

Salman Khan
Salman Khan ye tum nay kya kiya
Bloody Phool Bhai ka insult kyun kiya?
Khuda qasam Bhai bara acha insan hai
Jo tum nay bola bhai aisa nahi hai
Bhai ka underworld say koi layna dayna nahi
Bhai ko kya pata crime kya cheez hai
Bhai Adaab janta hai bhai ko tameez hai
Salman Khan ye tum nay acha nahi kiya
Bhai fire nahi marvati bhai accident nahi karvati
Khuda Qasam bhai abid zahid hai naik hai
Wardaton hadson say bhai ka connection nahi hai
Chal ab achay bachon ki tarah Maafi maang.
Salman.I am sorry ye to film thi.
Sain.Bhai salman nay maafi maang li.
Bhai.Koi maafi nahi.
Mein Salu ko daikh lun ga.
Sain.Daikh zaroor magar pyar say.
Lesson.Love Life Live Life And Let Others Live.
Song.Tarey naam ham nay kiya hai jevan apna sara sanam
Pyar bohat kartay hain tum say ishq hai tun hamara sanam...

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Nothing

Kuch Bhi Nahi
1.Nothing just criminal conspiracy
2.Nothing just attempt to murder
3.Nothing just hurt and jur
4.Nothing just Public nuisance
5.Nothing just blackmailing and harassing
6.Nothing just an attempt to kidnap
7.Nothing just an attempt to paralyse with chemical
8.Nothing just an attempt to inject Psycho drugs
9.Nothing just attacking and hacking
10.Nothing just threatening and torturing
11.Nothing just evidence removing
12.Nothing Just victim blaming
13.Nothing just acting and denying.
Note.Criminal mind does not need logic.
Society prepares the crime;the criminal commits it.
Henry Thomas Buckle.

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Darling

The Unending Love
Let me love you once again
You are the reason I shy
You are the reason I cry
Let me love you once again
Darling you are my sweet crush
You are my teeth & brush
How can I eat without you?
You are my appetite & diet
You are my goldberg my sight
Nothing is more sweeter than you
Bitter salty metallic sour ripened male
Remember Love is not for sale.
Note.Love is blind not the lover.

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Guerilla

Yaar kehan valay yaran nu yavanday nay
Veer kehan valay veran nu marvanday nay
Paisa vaikh kay apnay paraAy ho janday nay
Na koi rishta na koi kisay da yaar
Jithay chalay paisa othay har doja gaddar
Mun uthay mithay tay kand pichay hathyar.
Note.You showed me why people can't be trusted.
Lesson.Traitors are more dangerous than enemies.Velupillai Prabhakaran

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My Honour

Objection My Honour
King Khan tun mujhay gustaak, bay adab aur bay sharm kehta hai.
Jab tun Hazrat Ali(r.a) aur Bibi Fatima Zahra(r.a)kay name kay fake accounts bana kay chlata hai us waqt tayra ishq, iman sharm-o-haya aur gairat kahan mar jati hai aur ye tayray fan jinho nay tujhay qalandar aur khud ko bohat bara momin vich masetan samajh rakha hai ye us waqt tere khilaf kyun nahi boltay?
Note.Sahaba kay name kay fake accounts sahaba ki gustaki hai?
Moral.Overacting na kar pata lag jata hai.
Lesson.Thug life is not an ideal life.

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Multiple Choice

Kon Banay Ga Road Pati
Q.1.Which one is correct?
a.Roader Chtya Tha
b.Roader Chtya Hai
c.Roader Chtya Rahay Ga
d.All Three are Correct.
Q.2.Which one is correct?
a.Log Don kay chamchay thay
b.chamchay hain
c.chamchay rahain gay
d.All three are correct.
Q.3.Which one is correct?
a.Don fankar hai
b.Don actor hai
c.Don rangbaz hai
d.All three are correct.
Note.You are the only Poison who can kill me.
Lesson.Life is not a rehearsal.

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