Rude Valentines Day Poems | Examples

These Rude Valentines Day poems are examples of Valentines Day poems about Rude. These are the best examples of Valentines Day Rude poems written by international poets.


Naughty Valentine

The candles flicker, set the mood,
A night for love, a touch so rude.
You steal a kiss, I tease and gleam,
Tonight, my love, we’ll make you scream.

The wine is poured, the lights are low,
You whisper things that make me glow.
Your hands explore—a wicked dream,
Tonight, my love, we’ll make you scream.

The chocolate melts on my tongue,
A taste so sweet yet far too young.
You bite your lip—oh, how obscene,
Tonight, my love, we’ll make you scream.

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A Valentine's that is everyday

Is it the invisible things that I love the most
Or flowers and cakes and a trip to coast
What is love's worth ,if not seen day by day
But eagerly awaited for that daunting day
Don't get me wrong, I vouch for the 14th let it be 
But a love felt every second, is what truly feels free
A love patient and kind a love that binds
A love not jealous and boastful, a love that is hopeful
A love not arrogant and rude, does not insist on it's own way
 not irritable or resentful, that keeps those vices at bay
A love that rejoices in right, a love that endures
a love that never ends, a love that cures.
I guess my point, what I'm trying to say
Is I crave for a Valentine's, that is every day

OVER PRIVILEGED

As I walk into the large room
Full of bags and no spare hand
Looking for a place to loom
In a room so grand

Shuffling with my heavy load
Looking for a place to settle
I see a corner of some sort 
Next to a hot kettle 

A lovely place to warm my toes
And count my penny lasts
As I settled down my clothes 
I heard someone ask

Can I help you?"
In her most stern tone
I stood up and took my view
At her overly judging frown

Trying to make me look small
As she was the management 
I stood up tall
In her establishment 

Taking my time, Hesitating 
To collect my belongings
Knowledge that she hated
My existence in her holdings

As I shuffled in her direction 
Disappointment she didn't hide
Not a sign of human affection 
Waiting impatiently for my reply

Why should I satisfy her needs
So I showed her my back
To the exit I proceed
And loudly sound "no thanks"

Widened

Widened

Yell my dear love live far from me
Ring not me ever  see you in dreams
Spaces between us widened not show care anymore
How i am alive without you without you dear absconded

Sun is dull without you Evenings are dimmer without you
Skies are harsher without you my existence incomplete without you
Show yourself once more  need I you more
Widened the space between you and me without a reason

No Joke

i don't know
truth be told
to me your the most beautiful
miss
a single kiss
seems like bliss
you got no halo
but girl your a miracle

you yourself
is like nothing else
my lady
wish you knew how much you mean
to me
truly

sorry if rude
sorry if bold
i just don't know
how to say
it only you i like at most


A Man of Green

A Man of Green
(Valentine’s Day)

Blast breathed, bob booted, fiercely tramping, he sweeps down upon the land, hard browed, frozen white, bellowing, 

Rude Boreas, the prince of winter, rages, the very rocks withering in his path, his power ultimate, the cold of Satan his liege lord, spent upon the hapless world,  in frigid swales, twixt tortured trees, in winter’s scraggle,  
midst hilltops bleak, whose hoary frames becrack an icy, kindless sky, 

His profound frost’s depth hints that light could lose.  

Mortals shudder, birds enclose themselves, becoming smaller still.  
All pray this prince shall soon pass.  
In earnest fright we take small, guileful hope in his raving’s crystalline wake. 

Yet, ‘neath his glacial countenance, 
the rime bedecked adamantine glaze, 
the polar beard, there glints a hope of green, 
A brownish earthen smudge warms at alabaster nape. 

Perchance brightening Boreas’ stern eye’s crystal spark of winter, 
there now gladly grows a fleck of Sol.

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch Nights

Where was I,
absent?

In thoughts of abstinence 

You crawl, like the leach
and I am your wall

Against a stream
unlocking
dreams

Of a shadow-less room
I know, what you want
to do

But

Your fingers slip through

-- the air.

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