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Acid reflux very early morning March 3rd, 2024
...Acid reflux ~ very early morning March 3rd, 2024 Ah... nothing more enjoyable than acidic gastric fluid (bile) flowing backward into esophagus, resulting in heartburn, meanwhile disrupting ple......

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Categories: upchuck, angst, baptism, body, dream,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member A Roof Raising Poop
...The musical was near ready to start When someone let off a rip roaring fart The smell was horrific All had a sniff of it ‘Twas a bummer of an ass drummer’s fine art. The show opened w......

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Categories: upchuck, humor,
Form: Limerick



Through the Cracks
...12/15/22 Among a society Obsessed with notoriety I get occasional anxiety Can't always find privacy Still a battle with sobriety A drawn out process or soon to pass Continual polluted gas ......

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Categories: upchuck, dark, deep, life, poetry,
Form: Rhyme
Acid Reflux Early Morning August 9th 2022
...Acid reflux ~ early morning August 9th, 2022 Ah... nothing more enjoyable than acidic gastric fluid (bile) flowing backward into esophagus, resulting in heartburn, meanwhile disrupting pleasan......

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Categories: upchuck, anxiety, confusion, dream, fate,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Spoon Full of Defoul-
...If I could have just one desire maybe multiples of sevens I would swallow my pride place it inside Up Chuck spew out the spoonful of defoul on a tablespoon sprinkle it with......

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Categories: upchuck, analogy, anxiety, appreciation, character,
Form: Dramatic Monologue



Woodchuck
...STUCK LIKE CHUCK How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck's luck was sucked and fukked up and struck by upchuck? Upchucked struck, sucked and fukked luck like a stuck up duck with a stu......

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Categories: upchuck, 3rd grade, allusion,
Form: Rhyme
Scruple's Flaws
...using Tamerlane verse (Edgar Allen Poe) As windows on this world get stuck; disgust demands space on the lip. Events I have not thought about reveal hatred, make me upchuck and fills untrust......

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Categories: upchuck, 11th grade, bullying, political,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Disarray- -
...DISARRAY Did I ever say that inside my eye; That I’m not feeling well no not at all; Behind my mind I see swirling colors flowing Floating projectiles of reds, oranges, and grays glowing; Wh......

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Categories: upchuck, addiction, analogy, august, how
Form: Rhyme
Life Goes On
...I feel sympathy for those left behind every other Wednesday on the wake of a lover's whimsy. I feel love for family, strong, strong bonds. I feel bonds of friendship though they usually float ......

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Categories: upchuck, life,
Form: Free verse
Anor Ain'T Amicabul
... Sickly Annie is so anorexic, it’s a heartbreaking story of bulimic misery Looking in her madhouse distorted mirror — only a frail, starving image does Annie see Always taunted by ......

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Categories: upchuck, depression, mental illness, psychological,
Form: Epic
Premium Member How To Throw Yourself In the Garbage
...Hobbies are for losers, and habits are hobbies for the poor, But hopping into heaping piles of rubbish is haute couture. What’s in, ladies and gentlemen, is what we want thrown out, But not to o......

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Categories: upchuck, america,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member Upchucking
...Yikes, kikes and three wheel bikes Hide the kiddies, it's a scary night Pull up the covers Creepies do hover Might upchuck your poutine, oh whatta sight!......

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Categories: upchuck, silly,
Form: Limerick
Stuck
...Have you ever been stuck life Chuck in the muck? Feeling like a sitting duck, always getting plucked. Can never hold on to a buck. When you look at other people you're awestruck. When they l......

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Categories: upchuck, abuse, angst, blessing, celebration,
Form: Rhyme
The Oozer
...There was a man who had a drool bucket he would sit at the beach and upchuck it, when bikinis strolled he'd ooze it got much worse when he'd booze... Poor Otis is now banned from Nantucket!......

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Categories: upchuck, humor,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Beary Tales Episodes 7-14, Poet's Notes
...7. Playing With Fire My mom IS quite clear on the dangers of fire, But if boy'S hooked on flame, then it'S hard to obey, There'S a longing for “MATCH GUN” (6) that most boys acquire, Small......

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Categories: upchuck, adventure, appreciation, best friend,
Form: Quatrain

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