Upchuck Poems

Acid reflux very early morning March 3rd, 2024

...Acid reflux ~ very early morning March 3rd, 2024

Ah... nothing more enjoyable
than acidic gastric fluid (bile)
flowing backward into esophagus,
resulting in heartburn, meanwhile
disrupting ple...

A Roof Raising Poop

...The musical was near ready to start
When someone let off a rip roaring fart
The smell was horrific 
All had a sniff of it
‘Twas a bummer of an ass drummer’s fine art.

The show opened w...

Through the Cracks

...12/15/22

Among a society
Obsessed with notoriety
I get occasional anxiety
Can't always find privacy
Still a battle with sobriety

A drawn out process or soon to pass
Continual polluted gas
...

Acid Reflux Early Morning August 9th 2022

...Acid reflux ~ early morning August 9th, 2022

Ah... nothing more enjoyable
than acidic gastric fluid (bile)
flowing backward into esophagus,
resulting in heartburn, meanwhile
disrupting pleasan...

Spoon Full of Defoul-

...If I could have just one desire
 maybe multiples of sevens
 I would swallow my pride
 place it inside 

Up Chuck spew out the spoonful of defoul

on a tablespoon
 sprinkle it with...

Woodchuck

...STUCK LIKE CHUCK
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck's luck was sucked and fukked up and struck by upchuck?
Upchucked struck, sucked and fukked luck like a stuck up duck with a stu...

Scruple's Flaws

...using Tamerlane verse (Edgar Allen Poe)

As windows on this world get stuck;
disgust demands space on the lip.
Events I have not thought about
reveal hatred, make me upchuck

and fills untrust...

Disarray- -

...DISARRAY

Did I ever say that inside my eye;
That I’m not feeling well no not at all;
Behind my mind I see swirling colors flowing
Floating projectiles of reds, oranges, and grays glowing;

Wh...

Life Goes On

...I feel sympathy
for those left behind
every other Wednesday
on the wake of a lover's whimsy.
I feel love for family,
strong, strong bonds.
I feel bonds of friendship
though they usually float ...

Anor Ain'T Amicabul

...

Sickly Annie is so anorexic,
it’s a heartbreaking story 
of bulimic misery
Looking in her madhouse distorted mirror — 
only a frail, starving image 
does Annie see
Always taunted by ...

How To Throw Yourself In the Garbage

...Hobbies are for losers, and habits are hobbies for the poor,
But hopping into heaping piles of rubbish is haute couture.

What’s in, ladies and gentlemen, is what we want thrown out,
But not to o...

Upchucking

...Yikes, kikes and three wheel bikes
Hide the kiddies, it's a scary night
Pull up the covers
Creepies do hover
Might upchuck your poutine, oh whatta sight!...

Stuck

...Have you ever been stuck life Chuck in the muck?

Feeling like a sitting duck, always getting plucked.

Can never hold on to a buck. When you look at other people you're awestruck.

When they l...

The Oozer

...There was a man who had a drool bucket
he would sit at the beach and upchuck it,
when bikinis strolled he'd ooze
it got much worse when he'd booze...
Poor Otis is now banned from Nantucket!...

Beary Tales Episodes 7-14, Poet's Notes

...7. Playing With Fire
My mom IS quite clear on the dangers of fire,
But if boy'S hooked on flame, then it'S hard to obey,
There'S a longing for “MATCH GUN” (6) that most boys acquire,
Small...

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