Best Upchuck Poems

...He called himself Homer the house cat
And mostly ate tuna with pork fat
After lunch he'd meow
'Nearly upchuck his chow!
And grin like an overstuffed wombat!......

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...7. Playing With Fire
My mom IS quite clear on the dangers of fire,
But if boy'S hooked on flame, then it'S hard to obey,
There'S a longing for “MATCH GUN” (6) that most boys acquire,
Small......

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...With words alone they knock me off my feet
At class they push me around and call me freak
Should I do the same, sell drugs on the street,
Stoop to these filthy rats when I'm at my peak?
You were thei......

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...Razor flashes with inner roads to
the psyche. Cataclism unfortunite tides
rush without volume nonsecular
invisible unseeking with direction
scattering whereupon I see it coping no  sense
of with......

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...How loaded is the word Mother-with dirty diapers, running noses
Late night upchuck, the bedtime stories and *the Diwali delicacies.
Seeing chaos, mess, too much noise, squabbles and bro......

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...The musical was near ready to start
When someone let off a rip roaring fart
The smell was horrific 
All had a sniff of it
‘Twas a bummer of an ass drummer’s fine art.

The show opened w......

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...Hobbies are for losers, and habits are hobbies for the poor,
But hopping into heaping piles of rubbish is haute couture.

What’s in, ladies and gentlemen, is what we want thrown out,
But not to o......

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...Acid reflux ~ early morning August 9th, 2022

Ah... nothing more enjoyable
than acidic gastric fluid (bile)
flowing backward into esophagus,
resulting in heartburn, meanwhile
disrupting pleasan......

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...Ah, this sea
Of filth and pee
A cesspool of germs 
That swiftly churns
A dreadful place
To hunch my face
I squirm and I moan
Over this so-called throne
To gag and hurl
My insides whirl
I stop to brea......

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...using Tamerlane verse (Edgar Allen Poe)

As windows on this world get stuck;
disgust demands space on the lip.
Events I have not thought about
reveal hatred, make me upchuck

and fills untrust......

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...verse1
when i look at you,you make me sick
maybe it was something i ate
something on my plate did n't taste to great
i think i'm going to throw up

bridge  nasiated nasiated yeah x3  

chorus......

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...12/15/22

Among a society
Obsessed with notoriety
I get occasional anxiety
Can't always find privacy
Still a battle with sobriety

A drawn out process or soon to pass
Continual polluted gas
......

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Sickly Annie is so anorexic,
it’s a heartbreaking story 
of bulimic misery
Looking in her madhouse distorted mirror — 
only a frail, starving image 
does Annie see
Always taunted by ......

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...If I could have just one desire
 maybe multiples of sevens
 I would swallow my pride
 place it inside 

Up Chuck spew out the spoonful of defoul

on a tablespoon
 sprinkle it with......

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...There was a man who had a drool bucket
he would sit at the beach and upchuck it,
when bikinis strolled he'd ooze
it got much worse when he'd booze...
Poor Otis is now banned from Nantucket!......

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