Tearooms Poems | Examples

The New Bypass

Clinging to sunny Bognors regal
skirts
At his Majesties most royal verges
The readied hand thrusts upon the 
lever,
And, shuddering, She forward lurches.

Clanking ominously over diesel fueled
growls,
Expediency, they said, was driven 
to ignore:
The raised up objections and anguished
frowns,
And track them under tracked-over 
ground.

For by unanimous vote they did smugly
decide,
Albeit tales of backhanders hotly denied,
That poor clymping Parish could no longer
abide
The daily through fare of the popular ride.

So when you next travel upon the new 
Bypass
Think of the local residents you no longer
harass;
Dwell on the advantages you formerly 
decried,
Whilst ripping through the greenbelt
to the jolly seaside.

Think of their tearooms, and the little
stone bridge,
Think of the old fort just beyond the sharp
ridge;
Think of their gift shops decked out with 
festoons,
With bright little trinkets, plates and silver
spoons.

For over and beyond the ancient on-looking
hills
Creeps an old warming wind that carefully
steals:
To gently gather up the wretched mechanical
sounds -
And bear them away above the pale, distant
Downs!