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Spoonerism Poems - Poems about Spoonerism


Premium Member Zorba the Greek
...Zorba was a friend of mine momentum of lunacy shine insane shrieking lunacy to venture to an exotic island. Let's be free; snip the strap. sardonic heart phratry man Shamans are r......

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Categories: spoonerism, analogy, joy, longing, love,
Form: Metrical Tale
I Am the Project Air Bridge
...I am the Project Air Bridge, The veritable virus lord-cum-felon of duty fraud. Fumaye's privileged his bridge that projects pompous airs. Maelstrom, mammon coextend where it forks and fares. Tra......

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Categories: spoonerism, extended metaphor,
Form: Dramatic Monologue



I Should Have Been a Beat Poet
...I should have been a Beat Poet I should have been a Beat Poet Like Ginsberg or Ferlinghetti They were good but not that great Oh, maybe I'm being petty. I could have driven across the States......

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Categories: spoonerism, career, humor, satire,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member Graduation Dessert Dilemma
...Reading my son’s graduation dinner menu It filled me with consternation Will I make a foolish choice … I’m full of trepidation My favourite dessert is on the list It’s stiffie cock......

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Categories: spoonerism, fear, food, graduation, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Spoonerism Poetry: She's Too Titty
...She’s too titty to be a preacher. She can’t even bead a rook. A rental deceptionist? Maybe. At my teeth she once look a took. As a wean clerker, she’ll never do. I once caught her nicking her......

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Categories: spoonerism, parody, word play,
Form: Quatrain



Premium Member Spoon-Fed On Spoonerisms
...Hooming in the near lorizon, another girthday makes me bloomy The yays, the dears are massing paster! I am diserablly mepressed, and in a date of great sistress! Age, you may agree, is rot fo......

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Categories: spoonerism, age, funny, old,
Form: Free verse
Star Does Gigging - Spoonerism Contest
...the sand was squery vishy each frain gelt ruff between my toes Star my stog darted to dig sand flying everywhere my fair and hace felt like pandsaper soon with iii's nearly closed into the w......

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Categories: spoonerism, beach, dog,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member In Response To My First Poem For Contest
...Original Poem Just Desserts I was at my favourite restaurant and had a lovely meal If I finished all my food then a pudding was the deal I’d relished every morsel and was pleased as a Ch......

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Categories: spoonerism, food, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Just Desserts
...I was at my favorite restaurant and I'd had a lovely meal, if I finished all my food then a pudding was the deal I’d relished every morsel and was pleased as a Cheshire cat, the dessert menu was o......

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Categories: spoonerism, food, funny, humorous, rude,
Form: Rhyme
What'Ll Ya Have
...what'll ya have? Bring me a poem, raw or cooked - bring me some verse in a book or a file to sit and savor a while my brain's a bit sedate 'n' craves a line of thought, a blue-plated special bo......

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Categories: spoonerism, humor, uplifting, write, me,
Form: I do not know?

Book: Reflection on the Important Things