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Schnorrers Poems - Poems about Schnorrers


Beddie Bye Boo Ski Time For Yours Truly and Or the Missus
...Beddie bye boo ski time for yours truly and/or the missus Found us abed thee twelfth day of December, cuz yours truly still felt dehydration, physical fatigue and soreness, which possibly li......

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Categories: schnorrers, angel, december, dream, good
Form: Rhyme
Beddie Bye Boo Ski Time For Yours Truly and Or the Missus
...Beddie bye boo ski time for yours truly and/or the missus (joining "Wynken, Blynken and Nod" at figurative drop of hat even if yours truly immediately woke from his slumbers). When zapped of......

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Categories: schnorrers, 12th grade, adventure, appreciation,
Form: Rhyme



Our Long Time Catered Chef
...Our long time catered chef... prepared a meal fit for (psst... me) a king Actually professional cook (trained since infancy) long a staple of our family since... oh way before my bubba's zayd......

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Categories: schnorrers, adventure, celebration, father, food,
Form: Free verse
Though a Democrat
...Unblinking reflexive opinions lean indubitably, favorably and certifiably with minimal pandering soliciting uber voodoo yawping woos socially quintessentially obviously markedly ......

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Categories: schnorrers, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse
Please Take Only One
...At a U.F.T.* event, The sign was printed large, Obviously placed there by The person left in charge. What it said was no surprise For schnorrers** often show, But “Please take only one!” I thought W......

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Categories: schnorrers, food, people,
Form: Rhyme




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