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Roto Poems - Poems about Roto

Roto Poems - Examples of all types of poems about roto to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, and famous examples for roto.
Premium Member roto rooter is not enough
...Johnson's bed with Trump isn't chaste A waste dump that's sticky with paste Mike's endorsement bet Is an enormous threat That sump pumps can never erase Author's note: For those unfamiliar wit......Read the rest...
Categories: roto, cancer, evil, love hurts,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member Being a Better Man - Revised
...Do plans take stock of what you’d give to be a better man, and somehow you have trust it’s true that human dream’s a gift, that life’s a blessing on bad days? The world sees Grace (or lack thereof)......Read the rest...
Categories: roto, life, love,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The Good Mechanic
...A doctor is just like a good mechanic but unless your body is broken down, there's no need to panic. Avoid unnecessary trips to a dealership, some diagnostic tests are only a rip. Be an advocate for ......Read the rest...
Categories: roto, 1st grade, car, health,
Form: Light Verse
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...H8H8H8 ----2481 Grantu__ lutu ----- roto ----- moat See e >? IT is T ech noollloooogggggyyyyyy 87 87 87 87 789 8......Read the rest...
Categories: roto, art, sensual,
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member Digging Up Surprises
...For years my father Dug up his buddy, tilling His garden for spring. Never using his Roto But, shoveling so slowly. Dad was afraid that His garden friend, might be hurt By roto-ti......Read the rest...
Categories: roto, animal, best friend, cute,
Form: Tanka



First Person Pooter
... The first derriere shot, that killed everyone’s appetite, came from a second-rate, light tipping looter A no-class hothead bum, who had bun fiddy no-good burger burglar instincts......Read the rest...
Categories: roto, allusion, fun, humor, imagery,
Form: Burlesque
Cannabis Sativa Mini Seedy Saga
...(cuz ma life iz such a drag... this toke kin “FAKE” hemp pyre aye roll out to you dear reader). As a double jointed mathematical abbot and amateur chemist specializing in cannabinoids ......Read the rest...
Categories: roto, 12th grade, 9th grade,
Form: Free verse
Roto Rooter
...waved away from certain topics Yolanda and her Singing Saw blade captured the intellectual integrity of a generation in readjustment freedom springs only from freedom kids so lock your shields a......Read the rest...
Categories: roto, how i feel, integrity,
Form: Free verse
The Chimerical Swan
...Dejaste una cicatriz en mi corazón Eres de mis sueños la desolación Con tus recuerdos me tormentas Que son enraizados en mi pecho como saetas. Te amaré perennemente con mi corazón roto para sie......Read the rest...
Categories: roto, heartbreak, lost love, love,
Form: Rhyme
La Ovejita Negra
...Fui la ovejita negra desde chiquita, eso me dijeron. Todo comenzó cuando mis sueños murieron. Muchas veces por las noches despertaba llorando, sufrí en silencio y seguí callando. Mi carita suci......Read the rest...
Categories: roto, life, me, nostalgia, sorrow,
Form: Bio
Noises In My Head
...Unless you understand , What it's like to have noises inside your head Loud sometimes buzzing ,always keeping beat. They say to have tinnitus is temporary you see But when I have these noises, they ......Read the rest...
Categories: roto, dark, depression, freedom, stress,
Form: Narrative
Dios Ayudame
...Señor ayudame a sanar mi corazon pues en este momento esta lleno de dolor me enamoré de una mujer sensacional creí que ella seria una mujer muy especial le entrege todo mi corazon sin condiciones co......Read the rest...
Categories: roto, faith, lost love, me,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Electronic Peddlers
...A Roto-dent toothbrush of mine Once said “Where the heck did you dine?’ there’s bits of Swiss chard Next too white fried cod And pumpkin seeds by your canine? Just then the cell phone ding-a-l......Read the rest...
Categories: roto, funny,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Joe the Plumber
...Joe The Plumber announced he was runnin' fer Congress the other day! Congratulations, Joe! You the man! Fer you I shout, "Hooray!" Tell 'em like it is as you did with Obama - show 'em you won't b......Read the rest...
Categories: roto, funny, political,
Form: Rhyme
Take Me Out
...Take me out to the Brawl-game Take me out where it's loud Buy me some ammo and some crack, I don't care, who we attack Cause it's Roto-Rooter for the losers, We'll flush them right down the john......Read the rest...
Categories: roto, adventure, allegory, funny, parody,
Form: Light Verse

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