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Roto Poems - Poems about Roto

Premium Member roto rooter is not enough
...Johnson's bed with Trump isn't chaste A waste dump that's sticky with paste Mike's endorsement bet Is an enormous threat That sump pumps can never erase Author's note: For those unfamiliar wit......

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Categories: roto, cancer, evil, love hurts,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Being a Better Man - Revised
...Do plans take stock of what you’d give to be a better man, and somehow you have trust it’s true that human dream’s a gift, that life’s a blessing on bad days? The world sees Grace (or lack thereof)......

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Categories: roto, life, love,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member The Good Mechanic
...A doctor is just like a good mechanic but unless your body is broken down, there's no need to panic. Avoid unnecessary trips to a dealership, some diagnostic tests are only a rip. Be an advocate for ......

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Categories: roto, 1st grade, car, health,
Form: Light Verse
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Categories: roto, art, sensual,
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member Digging Up Surprises
...For years my father Dug up his buddy, tilling His garden for spring. Never using his Roto But, shoveling so slowly. Dad was afraid that His garden friend, might be hurt By roto-ti......

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Categories: roto, animal, best friend, cute,
Form: Tanka



First Person Pooter
... The first derriere shot, that killed everyone’s appetite, came from a second-rate, light tipping looter A no-class hothead bum, who had bun fiddy no-good burger burglar instincts......

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Categories: roto, allusion, fun, humor, imagery,
Form: Burlesque
Cannabis Sativa Mini Seedy Saga
...(cuz ma life iz such a drag... this toke kin “FAKE” hemp pyre aye roll out to you dear reader). As a double jointed mathematical abbot and amateur chemist specializing in cannabinoids ......

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Categories: roto, 12th grade, 9th grade,
Form: Free verse
Roto Rooter
...waved away from certain topics Yolanda and her Singing Saw blade captured the intellectual integrity of a generation in readjustment freedom springs only from freedom kids so lock your shields a......

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Categories: roto, how i feel, integrity,
Form: Free verse
The Chimerical Swan
...Dejaste una cicatriz en mi corazón Eres de mis sueños la desolación Con tus recuerdos me tormentas Que son enraizados en mi pecho como saetas. Te amaré perennemente con mi corazón roto para sie......

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Categories: roto, heartbreak, lost love, love,
Form: Rhyme
La Ovejita Negra
...Fui la ovejita negra desde chiquita, eso me dijeron. Todo comenzó cuando mis sueños murieron. Muchas veces por las noches despertaba llorando, sufrí en silencio y seguí callando. Mi carita suci......

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Categories: roto, life, me, nostalgia, sorrow,
Form: Bio
Noises In My Head
...Unless you understand , What it's like to have noises inside your head Loud sometimes buzzing ,always keeping beat. They say to have tinnitus is temporary you see But when I have these noises, they ......

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Categories: roto, dark, depression, freedom, stress,
Form: Narrative
Dios Ayudame
...Señor ayudame a sanar mi corazon pues en este momento esta lleno de dolor me enamoré de una mujer sensacional creí que ella seria una mujer muy especial le entrege todo mi corazon sin condiciones co......

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Categories: roto, faith, lost love, me,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Electronic Peddlers
...A Roto-dent toothbrush of mine Once said “Where the heck did you dine?’ there’s bits of Swiss chard Next too white fried cod And pumpkin seeds by your canine? Just then the cell phone ding-a-l......

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Categories: roto, funny,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Joe the Plumber
...Joe The Plumber announced he was runnin' fer Congress the other day! Congratulations, Joe! You the man! Fer you I shout, "Hooray!" Tell 'em like it is as you did with Obama - show 'em you won't b......

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Categories: roto, funny, political,
Form: Rhyme
Take Me Out
...Take me out to the Brawl-game Take me out where it's loud Buy me some ammo and some crack, I don't care, who we attack Cause it's Roto-Rooter for the losers, We'll flush them right down the john......

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Categories: roto, adventure, allegory, funny, parody,
Form: Light Verse

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