Roto Poems

roto rooter is not enough

...Johnson's bed with Trump isn't chaste
A waste dump that's sticky with paste
Mike's endorsement bet
Is an enormous threat
That sump pumps can never erase

Author's note: For those unfamiliar wit...

Being a Better Man - Revised

...Do plans take stock of what you’d give to be a better man,
and somehow you have trust it’s true that human dream’s a gift,
that life’s a blessing on bad days? The world sees Grace (or lack thereof)...

The Good Mechanic

...A doctor is just like a good mechanic but unless your body is broken down, there's no need to panic. Avoid unnecessary trips to a dealership, some diagnostic tests are only a rip. Be an advocate for ...

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Digging Up Surprises

...For years my father
Dug up his buddy, tilling
His garden for spring.
Never using his Roto
But, shoveling so slowly.

Dad was afraid that
His garden friend, might be hurt
By roto-ti...

First Person Pooter

...

The first derriere shot,
that killed everyone’s appetite,
came from a second-rate, 
light tipping looter

A no-class hothead bum,
who had bun fiddy no-good burger 
burglar instincts...

Cannabis Sativa Mini Seedy Saga

...(cuz ma life iz such a drag...
this toke kin “FAKE” hemp  
pyre aye roll out to you dear reader).

As a double jointed mathematical abbot 
and amateur chemist 
   specializing in cannabinoids
...

Roto Rooter

...waved away from certain topics
Yolanda and her Singing Saw blade
captured the intellectual integrity
of a generation in readjustment
freedom springs only from freedom kids
so lock your shields a...

The Chimerical Swan

...Dejaste una cicatriz en mi corazón
Eres de mis sueños la desolación 
Con tus recuerdos me tormentas
Que son enraizados en mi pecho como saetas.
Te amaré perennemente
con mi corazón roto para sie...

La Ovejita Negra

...Fui la ovejita negra 
desde chiquita, eso me dijeron.
Todo comenzó cuando mis sueños
murieron. 

Muchas veces por las noches
despertaba llorando, sufrí en 
silencio y seguí callando.
 
Mi carita suci...

Noises In My Head

...Unless you understand ,
What it's like to have noises inside your head 
Loud sometimes buzzing ,always keeping beat.
They say to have tinnitus is temporary you see
But when I have these noises, they ...

Dios Ayudame

...Señor ayudame a sanar mi corazon
pues en este momento esta lleno de dolor
me enamoré de una mujer sensacional
creí que ella seria una mujer muy especial

le entrege todo mi corazon sin condiciones
co...

Electronic Peddlers

...A Roto-dent toothbrush of mine
Once said “Where the heck did you dine?’
there’s bits of Swiss chard
Next too white fried cod
And pumpkin seeds by your canine?

Just then the cell phone ding-a-l...

Joe the Plumber

...Joe The Plumber announced he was runnin' fer Congress the other day!
Congratulations, Joe!  You the man!  Fer you I shout, "Hooray!"
Tell 'em like it is as you did with Obama - show 'em you won't b...

Take Me Out

...Take me out to the Brawl-game
Take me out where it's loud
Buy me some ammo and some crack,
I don't care, who we attack
Cause it's Roto-Rooter for the losers,
We'll flush them right down the john...

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