Christmas Rhyme Poems

There’s Room for improvement
We are so full of encouragement
Disheartenment…is a destruction that needs construction
I am just here, trying to function but I hate your assumption
Of...

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If it isn't my old friend Ebenezer,
why you ugly grizzled geezer!
Have some tea (or soup) of barley,
This is your pal, Jacob Marley.
You needn't be so...

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Every year we go through the motions, 
Festivities celebrations and retail promotions, 
Without much thought we spend so much money, 
Shop after shop not much...

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spread thick and smooth on crusty bread
a warmth that lingers softly said
from apples ripe with autumn’s care
a spice-laced story lingers there

the pot would bubble steam...

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santa’s in a fix rudolph’s leg is snapped
tripped on a candy cane now the poor guy’s trapped
mrs claus is fuming elves are losing their cool
one...

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The reindeer were sleighing through the snow's glow,
Their journey smooth, with Christmas magic in tow.
But Cupid, Santa's reindeer, fell ill in the night's shade,
The journey...

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I know you're sick of the cussing and fussing, idle discussion, and running from Hell's suction.

Spending all day doing nothing but stressing.

Just know, every question...

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Poor Rudolph had a broken leg. It happened on the day
he was to lead the reindeer with Santa on his sleigh.
They say it was an...

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Wintry Sunday spent in bed,
rather than take Christmas lights down instead,
I'm right here, where I'm meant to be,
with you, this crossword, my next cup of...

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green snake poked his head out of the bathtub drain
singing Christmas carols off key, singing a loud refrain
i saw a turtle when Cobra slithered down...

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Santa’s little granddaughter was named Little Mim
Her adorable personality had an enormous hold on him
She was sassy and fun, and loved him ever so much
He...

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I never knew Santa Claus had a wife,
until I saw her photo on his shelf.
Seems he leads a cozy family life
For the joy he spreads...

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On just a small rehearsal flight
Reindeer Rudolph gave us a fright
He took a tumble and when he fell 
He broke a leg, The boss we...

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On just a small rehearsal flight
Reindeer Rudolph gave us a fright
He took a tumble and when he fell 
He broke a leg, The boss we...

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On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my enemy gave to me
Twelve upset tummies gurgling
Eleven spoiled milk cartons curdling
Ten missed opportunities to achieve
Nine judges who refused my...

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