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Proboscis Monkey Poems

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Premium Member Noses
A nose is called many names
Some of them quite funny
Sometimes they are spotty
And often very runny
If you are unlucky you could have a bulbous nose
I would rather have a slender one, that's choosy I suppose
Roman noses are much larger and...Read More
Categories: proboscis monkey, 10th grade,
Form: Rhyme

Entitled to smile
A mother holding her child in her hands, saying “How gorgeous she is!”. 
A mother watching her 3 year old son saying his first word, and thus say “How smart he is!” 
But neither do they know, that all they...Read More
Categories: proboscis monkey, bullying,
Form: I do not know?
Dear Miss Monkey Manners VI
Dear Miss Monkey Manners, I’m in need of your advice,
My boyfriend is a swinger and he isn’t very nice.
I’m a Proboscis Monkey so I exhibit a very prominent schnoz.
And the proposition that he put to me caused me to take...Read More
Categories: proboscis monkey, funny, me, boyfriend, boyfriend, change, me,
Form: Light Verse