Proboscis Monkey Poems - Poems about Proboscis Monkey

...A nose is called many names Some of them quite funny Sometimes they are spotty And often very runny If you are unlucky you could have a bulbous nose I would rather have a slender one, that's cho......

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...A mother holding her child in her hands, saying “How gorgeous she is!”. A mother watching her 3 year old son saying his first word, and thus say “How smart he is!” But neither do they know, that ......

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...Dear Miss Monkey Manners, I’m in need of your advice, My boyfriend is a swinger and he isn’t very nice. I’m a Proboscis Monkey so I exhibit a very prominent schnoz. And the proposition that he put to......

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