Long Shiela Poems

Mitchell: The most expensive working girls employed by this establishment are what I call shielas. Class A shielas include all specimens of female physicality who were blessed to have inherited near perfect DNA, have taken...

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Don’t see it lady May….

 

Dark demon from the nether world,

From into-outer space was hurled,

And came by Dumbo jet,

He came to prey on lady May,

An older shiela, ninety say,

Who liked dem toy boys just a...

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sleeping         (( COLLABORATION * Don Johnson ))


by~ DON JOHNSON

The Nullabor it does abhor
the desert  in it standing
The broken heart
he keeps apart 
where Eagles are a landing
kangaroo...

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The Red Devil Bronco Johnson 1950-2007
Oh he blew into Toowoomba in 1972
The GTHO Ford was firing left black tracks on bitumen too
Laid 200 feet of rubber they were still smoking in the street
When the coppers...

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The Red Devil, Bronco Johnson in 75

I lived in Morningside, moved in a massage parlor girl
2 kids a Kangaroo dog and a white rat called Merle (Greyhound roo catcher)
We had a druggie ambo man, so...

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The sleeping kangaroo The sleeping kangaroo took me into the abyss of sour grapes.~~~
a wildlife with wildfire turned over by the wildflower.~~~ Seascapes; full of sand that no one dared to understand!~~~~ Drowning underwater in...

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Lake Eliza
Out by poor old  Lake Elisa lived a moody ancient miser.
Who bemoaned his fate throughout the livelong day.
lived further west than Isa out where the heat and flies are.
So he plotted as he...

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Destroyer A Poet ~
Contest Name	Any twisted poem...

My good mate Clive has a probby see, 
he has this one obsession
and though he knows he's being used
love for lady all he's got.
He thinks they were old enemies...

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Pretty Shiela

lay down your arrows

your thumbs are greener

your tulips your fushia

you look pale

lay down your arrows

your golden sheild

i'm wondering 

i'm listless

i'm searching

and i imagined what it would be like

that forbidden kiss

like blood

do i want it

because...

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Florida is definitely in the USA 
I’m kinda worried because Milt will soon be on his way
I found a map and studied it and found a ‘Melbourne’ there
I hope he gets the right plane or...

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4.22am 27-1-04
I met this little shiela 
She rode up on her bike
A Yamaha 350 from Sydney she did hike
So the two of us got talking
And we went down for a beer
And while there we were...

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Astral Passion

I talk to the spiritual traveller
upon the astral plane
they threaten to visit me in the night...
Seemed imagination, it can work
 get confirmed, yes she did lurk...
brings on another  smirk, of
The most delightful type

Dreams...

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Oh me little knees did tremble.

Oh me little knees did tremble 
And me teeth did rattle too
Cos a shiela crossed her legs 
Had no panties on it’s true

I near fell out of the bus
It sagged...

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Tribulations

ah well i guess we never will
have  a need for the good old pill
goodnight sweet lady not to dance
or  feel the taste of sweet romance

and often by the moons cold light
I saw her...

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Oh me little knees did tremble.

Oh me little knees did tremble 
And me teeth did rattle too
Cos a shiela crossed her legs 
Had no panties on it's true
I near fell out of the bus
It sagged...

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"Stay away from darkness,
get back in the light, 
dodge them nasty shielas, 
and do it diddly dum right."

Darkness
Yes mate i know the darkness,
the sadness deep within,
had a flirting shiela, heartless,
drove me crazy, deeper sin, 

she...

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Mulga Mick

The ice was thick round Mulga Mick,
His thoughts were in disorder,
Shiela had gone off with another chick,
Got the “Raw Prawn” bloody sort of,

His car had died when a Roo he tried,
To eat the old...

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Catie Lindsey
Contest Name	Lost and Found

when love is found and eyes do lock,
time it passes two in shock,
no never mind the poor old clock,
the cobweb facination.


Don Johnson
magic comes into sight, 
and hooked like a fish, we...

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Woe be toe just comes n goes,   (happy/sad)
Some smarty shiela quips,
Flash Jack from Gundagai,                   ...

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Zorro of the sorrow small,
kissed a lady in the hall,
coming back still feeling bliss,
caught the same girl, was a miss,
not Carmelita at all.

thinking she was,
Carmelita in the dark,
kissed her mouth,
hands did wander way on south,
had...

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Fiesty Chics

She knocked me down , 
she slapped me wrist,
We hadn’t even really kissed,
She tied the ropes too tightly.

Up off the floor an I got kicked,
Face down upon the bricks,
This shiela wasn’t flighty,
She clawed my...

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Incredibly hung , 
with the one bung lung,
And kidneys not quite a failing,

He went to the dentist ,
Tooth reefed out, 
Sucked ciggys without inhaling.

The guys in the bar,
Sucked on cigars, 
Checked him, the toilet, ha,

Were...

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My sometimes friends

So looking down his long nose he saw 
A shiela he hadn’t insulted more
They are quick to take offense a bit
Enraged by some misspelled wit        (expelled?)

Though...

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Shiela shrugs her shivering shoulders,
Shows she’s shunning her short shower;
Shy she is, but so shocking for Shirley to see
Shouting at her, “I should swim in the sea!”

Shirley’s shrill sound says, “No shampoo?”
Shoes off and shades...

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Sweet n Dumpy

I’m a bit of a brute when I’m out in me ute,
When the road rage gets me a bit grumpy,
I’m feeling beaut like hairy galoot,
The meat on this Shiela is lumpy,

got me a...

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