Long Motherbaby Poems

Evolution of Mom

1st baby: You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as you confirm your pregnancy. 
2nd baby: You wear your regular clothes for as long as can be.
3rd baby: Your maternity clothes are the only clothes you now wear regularly.

1st baby: 
You spend a good bit of everyday gazing at the baby lovingly.
2nd baby: 
You spend a bit of everyday preventing you're 1 year old from teasing the 2nd baby.
3rd baby:
You spend every moment tip toeing whenever your kids are asleep.

1st baby: You call home 5 times whenever a baby sitter is watching your baby.
2nd baby: You leave a number where you can be reached in case of an emergency.
3rd baby: Your baby sitter insists on a raise immediately.