Long Dob Poems

He walked with a swagger,
was a delinquent lagger
       and recidivist wagger
all his schoolboy days.
  Joyridin on the Pare’ bus
he’d skylark and cuss
      ...

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oodles and oodles
mushrooms made with noodles
with some sweet strudels

battened down hatches
Texas had many taxes
paid them and relaxes

will give you a hint
he has been incontinent
wherever he went

after reading text
how much longer and what next
by devil are...

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Pablo Naranjo Golborne / Pablo Golborne / Pablo Naranjo Nordau Neruda   
Pablo Neruda (1904-1973), This poet was alive during the World Wars One and 
Two. In 1943, Neruda returned to Chile, and in...

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Grenade (The McDonald's Version)

-Please note some things/words may not make sense to somebody who has not worked at McDonald's :)
 


Dump dump dump and salt, that is all I do

Fill the fry hopper and make...

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In the end, it was the numbers that did us in.?
They lined us up into military rows and assigned us all numbers?
One after one after one after one after one….?
How many, nobody knows.?
You see, it’s...

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I turned over the channel
to come in on the end 
of a documentary
Islam a chant flowing 

through the town
we hate america 
we hate the jews
it was like a football match

where you're chanting
for opposing sides
yet evil...

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I just read AOL news story- some guy found a deep fried mouse in his bag of 
poato chips.  Guess he's not the meat & potatos type.
I'm not real good with computers.  I...

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Appointment with the Grim Reaper

Sam Adams
One day received a summons
From the Grim Reaper

The note read

“Your appointment 
For final status determination (FSD)
Is confirmed for midnight Saturday

A driver 
will come for you
Be prepared 

Tell no one
This appointment...

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Call it condemnation or appraisal ,
It is far from it ;
I write from the bottom of my heart…
Full of sorrows and pain ,
That the world that I cherish and care for…
Is no longer safe and...

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Flobodobba-dob? asked Bill of Ben
Dobba-flob? Ben asked Bill to repeat again
Ah!! Dobba-flobbing flobadom Bill confirmed with linguistic skill
Flobbing dobba-do dob do Ben wrote down with his Quill

Hadn't the flowerpot men heard of Google Translate
then they...

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Which Was Outstanding

She wore a bikini so her body he could observe
Which was cute with a very vivacious curve
Wore right-sized bra so boobs would suspend
Matching her elegant body along with rear end.

With both of his...

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Queensland hero

Vain-glorious, evil too,
Little Hitler is it you,
Sacking thousands for a lie,
Poor as Spain is his cry,
But Spain owes 50 billion blue?    
(We owe twenty seven and sixpenceJ)

Secret watchers dob you in,
Informers...

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Each year the International Day of Peace is observed around the world on 21 September.The UN General Assembly has declared this as a day devoted to strengthening the ideals of peace,through observing 24 hours of...

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Carol Brown
Contest Name	My First Car 
Vanguard ute

I got meself a motor car, 
a little ute, a Vanguard,
I was seventeen, yes sah,
low flying and sliding here and there,

Me an brother Mark were a going fishing,
At 75...

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Waiting around in our lockdown
Keeping busy without a frown
Suddenly what did I see on TV
Something that I thought I’d never see
Surely not they aren’t that dumb
A demonstration in lockdown for fun

They abused everyone but mostly...

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Underdog

Could you support  the underdog,
Could you take the poor mans part,
Could you support the fat rich hogs,
Yet money it’s all about.
More dollars 4 the super rich,
In a trough 4 piggy’s snout.


Public servants in their...

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Clawed clouds descend upon us!
Like Adam so Eve.
Naked we wait…
What gods we are?

As for creation, we End.
In his image, we conceive.
Forests of masonry stand tall,
Chariots of death we ride,

What gods we are?
From the wells of...

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There were no wise men come to see
No king to charge a death decree
No guiding light
No silent night 
No precious gifts or subsidies

There was some help, an old sawbones
A nice warm bed away from home
No...

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Annoyed With Opioid

Concerning subject became annoyed,
When anyone would mention opioid;
About worry,
And also jury;
Went ahead and did have destroyed.

Trump will never end up being wrong,
And always has been same old song;
Mouth had spurt,
And fell on shirt;
Forever...

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I set my snares in sea of dreams
to catch my share of dreams in common.
I'm waiting,
killing time playing cards
with the trawler men,
who are much better
at cards than me.
I wait to see the dreams wiggle
in the...

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