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Winders Protection Racket

Winders protection racquet?

 DODGE COOKIES USE CNTRL SHIFT N....INCOGNITO BROWSING

Yes winders bloody winders,
The bastard’s bogging up today,
And the cookies bloody cookies ,
Are a loaded, loaded hey,

So you clear out the cookies
Keep the passwords dumble dumb,
Or programs will krapp about all over,
Wheres me password, grumble bum??? 

And they are selling you protection,
From the vicious scum sucking scum,
Written by the virus protector,
A protection racket mum,
Lots of money in it some?


Should we go get-um friggin Linux,
Not much virus work for some,
Is it any less frustrating chuckle dux,
For the idiot my chum …. 

Add to it hey
Don Johnson

Yet Sure

yes sure:>
 but if you dont support the underdog,
just crawl to the Boss, the fat greedy hog,
 and only support the greedy master,
weak brained sheep, are even smarter,

 you don't get the needed brownie points,
to get to heaven, here after,
heaven do say, you been smoking dem joints,
till de brain just a chicken krapp plaster,

you just return to little hell earth,
reborn to learn, just what you are worth,
where you get to suffer at subtle levels, no mirth,
 of doing your time for your crime,
why so many bad dudes are in,
bad places to pay for their sins,
where they whine and they whine,  bloody whine,


"The Nigerian Scammer Club",
......Don

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