Breathalyser Poems | Examples


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Premium Member Drunk On Beer and Wine - Parody of Mistletoe and Wine

It's party time, you drank beer then wine
You’re over the limit but think you’ll drive fine
Can’t steer in a straight line, hit a Ferrari
The policemen arrive, they’re far from happy

Should have used a taxi or jumped on a bus
But you’re at the cop shop, there’s lots to discuss
Breathalyser is sky high and you turn quite pallid
When learning your car insurance may be invalid

But its Christmas time you drank beer and wine
You’ll be summoned to court and get a hefty fine
Get banned from driving, and may lose your job
Such a pity you put any booze down your gob


N B I understand that some Insurers have a drink drive clause in their policy and pay out for damage to a third party but not to the drivers car

12/26/19

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